So, Apartment Dwellers, Has Anyone Ever Called The Cops To Check On You /strange Noises /screaming When

All of you out there supporting planned parenthood should really remember what the woman who founded them said…. just saying. Do not stand with PP

Explain please. How does "I'm really liking being single," somehow mean "I haven't found/am looking for the right person?" No. I Like. And Enjoy. Being. Single. Really is that simple.

The Pledge of Allegiance was literally made up in 1890 as a marketing slogan for a campaign to sell flags

We make children swear loyalty to America by reciting the nationalistic equivalent of “O-o-o, O’Reilly, O’Reilly, auto parts” and that’s honestly the most American thing I can possibly imagine

When I couldn't remember the word "communion" my brain suggested "god crackers." (I am not a member of a religion that eats god crackers.)

Putting your phone on vibrate & putting your phone on silent are two different THINGS

Whatever form it takes (novel, movie, tv, or play), a good story changes you. That's why fandoms are so grateful.

Lol! Hope someone finally told her.

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me: