Just Took A Break From Sleeping For 16 Hours To Listen To Kawaii Future Bass While Doing Your Mom

just took a break from sleeping for 16 hours to listen to kawaii future bass while doing your mom <3

your mother is such a bimbo that I asked for her number and she gave me her SSN, she’s a good role model for you <3

I love committing tax evasion!!! I have swiss bank accounts in over 7 states. I’m on Idaho’s most wanted list, they want me, but those hoes can’t farm my potatoes with a ten foot pole. <3

I’m so proud of you <3

I married your mom, do you know what that means? I’m your parent now. I know you thought we had something special, but that’s just going to bring a WACKY dynamic to thanksgiving. <3

I bought your mum a bowkay of roses and she cut her finger on the pedals, i licked up the blood and that’s how we got VAMPIRE DISEASE. Now we stay up all night monster mashing and sleep sunup to sundown. <3

I know I’m a few months younger than you but I am your parent and as the proprietor of a number of swiss bank accounts you are going to have to back off, ur mum is mine now and if you wanna slice of the pie you’re going to have to try again in your next life <3

Went to a New York Knickerbockers game at Madison Square Garden and that’s how I met your mother (she was the basketball) <3

Sorry you weren’t invited to the wedding, we only wanted to invite people making 7 figures or more and you didn’t make the cut. How many swiss bank accounts do you have again? 1? At most. Leave this to your elders sweaty <3

the slow march of time will consume (most of) us all. The year is now 2222. Humanity has been replaced with a complex system of pulleys and levers being operated by a single elderly man with a glass eye named Xebulorp. Of course your mom and I still have VAMPIRE DISEASE so we’re still kickin’ <3

Happy Mother’s Day!

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How many cunts have you bred?

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estrogen is cancer

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1 month ago

I haven't shaved in over a week at this point. There still isn't really that much facial hair. I started hrt young, and actually the reason I was so eager to start hrt when i did was because of the slight facial hair growth I started getting. Since I stopped taking hrt I have noticed a bit of new hair growth on my left cheek but strangely none on my right cheek yet. Something I've started to wonder (and I wonder this every time I've tried to grow my facial hair out) is whether it's even a good idea to do this. It looks kinda bad and scraggly and it just makes me less confident when I go out. It's barely noticeable from a distance but up close it makes me look kinda bad. That being said I did promise in my notes game that I wouldn't shave so for now I won't :)


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2 months ago

Maybe this is wildly specific but I want some crazy girl to become just wildly obsessed with me… but only if I’m a boy. I wanted to be a girl for a while, but if some manic, obsessive girl latched onto me and insisted I need to be her BOYfriend I would cave to her so quickly, I’d let her obsess over me and keep me in her basement and not let me talk to anyone else.


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1 month ago

anyone come in my dms and ask me anything

Need to be a good boy and tell my deadname real name to people in my messages

1 month ago

erm so I may have impulsively shaved my face which I know I said I wouldn’t do but to be perfectly honest having facial hair is just not practical for me. I can’t openly be detrans rn I’m not ready for that and I don’t know if I ever will be. I’ll keep skipping my hrt for the foreseeable future but I just have to shave.

1 month ago

Slowly coming to understand that I'm a man after all. I wanted to be a girl when I was so young, so I became one, but something shifted in my head at some point. Something changed in me. Maybe it was my porn addiction worsening, realizing that I really only like girls and want to cum inside them, that made me start thinking like a guy. That sexual frustration has driven me. Over the past couple years I've become more and more male, and my detrans kink has become more and more of a detrans reality. It's still very sexually fueled. I want to become a man so I can cum deep inside hot cis women. I change more and more every week, and my dms are open for anyone that wants to encourage me.


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1 month ago

I've cum to this like 5 times now.

Real men deserve worship


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1 week ago

It can’t possibly be 2025.

It’s not.

That would be ridiculous.

1 month ago
True To My Promise In My Detrans Notes Game I Have Bought Boxers To Replace My Panties. As A Bonus They’re

True to my promise in my detrans notes game I have bought boxers to replace my panties. As a bonus they’re all boring, manly grey and black. I’m still a little nervous to take the step of throwing all my panties out but I’ll do that soon.


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