I like space and gay stuff and pretty people and bands and memes so hit me up if you have anything you think is cool. my original content is a waste of time, so good luck finding anything worthwhile.
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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
Why do you write? Three motivations— none bad, but all yield different results in timing, pacing, energy source.
For myself
Writing because you wanna, because you need a stress reliever, because it’s freakin fun. This is where I started, and I updated when I wanted and how I wanted and couldn’t have given a shit about opinions on my stories
For others
To bring joy— or angst. To relieve their boredom, spread love for an OTP, share happy with the fandom. This is where I migrated when I got addicted to comments XD Engaged but needy— wanting to be seen, getting easily discouraged. Wanting to stop writing at times.
For the characters
To breathe life. To free them from your mind and ink them into immortality, however known or unknown, they’re out there no longer chained to your imagination but able to run, to breed in other’s minds, to capture. This is where I hope I am now. In love with my characters, driven to write daily because they need a voice. Their story must be told and I am their pair of thumbs and a screen.
ONWARD!
Random things that are said at my school...
ORCHESTRA EDITION
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"DICKS OUT FOR PIANISSIMO"
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"Mezzoforte."
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"are cellos kinky? cause they have like the straps."
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"Why is there a cello bondage chair in the second violin section?"
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"stop being an edgy violin."
"NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! YOU NEVER WILL! YOU'RE JUST A DUMB VIOLA!"
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"I think the basses are high."
"Seth's not."
"Yes I am."
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Alright that was the orchestra version of the absolute fucking nonsense that I distribute. Sorry for wasting your time.
*cries* YOU *shovels mostaccioli into mouth* ABSOLUTE *yeets book across the room* DONKEY
"it's not a race, it's a creed" and "it's not a band, it's an idea" has the same energy. Try to change my frickin mind.
Random things that are said at my school
Number idgaf
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"Why are we tripping on pregnant women?"
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"What kind of cancer do you think I would have?"
"Well, definitely not breast cancer."
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"Caress the thin tree."
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"I'm surprised at you. That was an extremely heterosexual thing to say."
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"LOVE YOURSELF OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY FIST."
"MCFUCKIN DO IT."
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"Thank you for your contribution--"
"To your PBS station from viewers like you. Thank you."
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Again, I know nobody reads these, but I will continue posting these as opposed to telling people in person.
rb if u want hug
Me, sitting on the washing machine with a two-year-old should on my lap: I HAVE STOLEN THE OVEN
that fun moment when you find out the lead singer of one of your favorite bands is racist and homophobic ✌✌✌
Reblog this with your sign and whichever umbrella academy character you would choose to help you fight god
if you have android and you dont use youtube vanced…….. wyd……..
I'm in the dressing room of my ballet because nutcracker and I'm in my angel costume watching wttbp and this guy taking professional pictures of backstage took like five pictures of me and I didn't realize and then I looked at the camera really apologetically when I realized what happened and he just smiled and said "carry on" and I laughed a little bit and then he says:
"My daughter likes them too."
I may or may not be sitting under a sink watching diet shampoo's concert video.
Are you all ready to dance? This song is called Planetary.
a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them
Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️
vampire hunters DONT FUCKING interact
Five: What do we say when someone disagrees with us?
Vanya: That's homophobic
Five: Vanya no
I just got married to someone on Wattpad. It was rad.
Trying to prove something to my sexist grandfather
Okay, so at my ballet, there are these two girls. They're twins impossible to tell apart except for the fact that one of them wears a pink leotard and the other wears a teal one. We're doing the nutcracker, and they got the roles of the Russian trepak dancers in the land of sweets. They're flipping around, doing cartwheels and jumping all over the stage and I cannot get Vamos and Vaya out of my brain when I see them dance during the act 2 runthroughs. It is killing me. All the other angels are snobs who roll their eyes and hate the thought of being a trepak dancer while I'm over here nearly dying because in my head I'm watching Vamos and Vaya doing split jumps and somersaults. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. So long and good night.
Random things that are said at my school #4
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"Here's my advice: Distract yourself. Watch some anime, listen to music, read. Do anything. If it's masturbating, masturbate. Go ahead."
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"You need a hug. But not from me, because I'm socially awkward."
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"How dark is this able to be?"
"As dark as you want."
"Nice."
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"Trademark the stinky."
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*whispers* "My feet are cold."
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"NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FOOT FETISH KAREN."
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"THE GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME SAID THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING BECAUSE SHE WAS PLAYING DORIAN DOWNS WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING OVER THE SEA TO SKYE AND SHE ALSO HIT ME WITH HER BOW AND SAID SHE DIDN'T AND THAT I PROBABLY DESERVED IT."
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*kahoot music playing softly in background*
I'm trying to prove something.
I am a(n):
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⚪ Female
🔘 Writer
Looking for
⚪ Boyfriend
⚪ Girlfriend
🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember