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(some) DSMP characters as types of figures of speech

all figures of speech and their definitions taken directly from the wikipedia page for figures of speech

DREAM - PARADIASTOLE: Extenuating a vice in order to flatter or soothe

CALLAHAN - ELLIPSIS: Omission of words

AWESAMDUDE - ANTONOMASIA: Substitution of a proper name for a phrase or vice versa

BADBOYHALO - OXYMORON: Using two terms together that normally contradict each other

TOMMY - PARRHESIA: Speaking openly or boldly in a situation where it is unexpected

PUNZ - PUN: When a word or phrase is used in two or more different senses

WILBUR - ENJAMBMENT: Incomplete sentences at the end of lines in poetry

SCHLATT - ANTI-CLIMAX: When expectations are raised, everything is built-up, and then suddenly something boring or disappointing happens

SKEPPY - HYPERBATON: Words that naturally belong together separated from each other for emphasis or effect

ERET - EPANORTHOSIS: Immediate and emphatic self-correction

TECHNOBLADE - METAPHOR: An implied comparison between two things, attributing the properties of one thing to another that it does not literally possess

ANTFROST - APOSTROPHE: Directing the attention away from the audience to an absent third party, often in the form of a personified abstraction or inanimate object

CAPTAIN PUFFY - MEIOSIS: Use of understatement, usually to diminish the importance of something

RANBOO - ANTITHESIS: Juxtaposition of opposing or contrasting ideas

FOOLISH - ARCHAISM: Use of an obsolete, archaic word

HANNAH - PATHETIC FALLACY: Ascribing human conduct and feelings to nature

SLIMECICLE - ONOMATOPOEIA: Word that imitates a real sound

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I think bbh deserves the world that's it send post

Related to my most recent mphfpc post-

What's y'all's theories about the kids backstories ??

I'm most curious about what could have happened to Millard and Enoch.

Millard has nearly no (or very few) mentions of his family/pervious life at all and i think it'd be interesting to see what happened to him when he started to disappear ?? Isn't it stated in the book he was like 10 ?? That's so sad :(

Enoch's is another one I'm really curious about, like what happened to his old loop ??? If there was something that happened in his previous loop it could have way better explained Enoch's character and how he acts around others.

There's so much potential for good character development

I've never done one of these before

Thanks so much for tagging me !

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& anyone else who wants to join !!!

i’m starting a picrew chain because why not.

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here’s mine!

this is a tagging game, but anyone who sees this can join!

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y'all here on tumblr.edu always talking about some “do you ever think about-” like no i do Not Think Ever. already unrelatable. next

Michael McChill joining the smp and immediately trying to get caught up on lore when the other ccs don't even know their own lore is the funniest thing

Bbh, Wilbur, and Quackity are such an underrated trio

What the fuck is a Davekat