If I Had A Lame Ass Mutual I Would Hype Them So Much I Would Make Them Wait Offline So I Could Log On

c!ponk believes in the four humors

Wait just realized movie Abe doesn't have a polish accent ?????

oohh my goddd who cares if people are mainly getting their music taste from tiktok? who CARES if this sixteen-year-old nonbinary kid has a frog hat and a hastily put together pseudo goth wardrobe and a playlist full of mother mother and lemon demon? who careeessss it doesn’t MATTER why are you trying to hard to pull a “I’m not like those other gays, I have real taste” WHO CARES???

I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.

I think soulmates are real but they r made not found and also they are your friends

muffin is straight fucking bars and if you disagree you’re banned from my blog

actually the one thing ccs should be warned about is that tumblr users can be brutally honest with their crit and not in a “your character is evil” way but in a “this is a list of all your writing inconsistencies” way

actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty than to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed.

How're you going to be a cishet homophobe on tumblr... being on tumblr is a little fruity. You must be at least 25% fruit to enter