I Was Talking To A Kid In My Daughter’s Class Today, And She Said That She Thought It Would Be Fun

I can guarantee that I have more arguments with myself than a married couple on the verge of divorce.

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

Even the Karens are here TheDrunkenKeynes MEMES CLOTHING

Women: *just doing their jobs and they accidentally show 5cm of their ankle*

All men within a 5 mile radius:

The story behind The Laundress.

Some people out here really being like, "I'm so sorry I was racist. I was just having a bad day."

It's 20 fucking 22.

The world's gone to shit to the point that the only thing you should be caring about is yourself and NOT getting up in people's business.

Why are you so fucking pressed about this other person's sexuality, gender, or race? They don't know you and you don't know them.

Can't understand their language because they ain't speaking English? Then understand this: Fuck off.

This is my beautiful son.

His name is Ronnie

He is the most energetic boi❤

How about a strawberry flavored one?

I’m gay and I deserve a battle axe.

What about with butter and garlic seasonings?

ladies! is there honestly anything sexier than

bread