Someone Is Cooking Bacon And Eggs On My Apartment Floor. WHO TF IS MAKING A BALANCED BREAKFAST AT 6 P.M.!

🎩 dandy snow gentleman ❄️

What about with butter and garlic seasonings?

ladies! is there honestly anything sexier than

bread

My roommate wants to fuck cedric the sorcerer from Sofia the First. Should I be worried?

Are we all going to forget on Criminal Minds season 8, episode 4 that Alex got all up in Spencer's business like it was her's?

Women: *just doing their jobs and they accidentally show 5cm of their ankle*

All men within a 5 mile radius:

The story behind The Laundress.

How about a strawberry flavored one?

I’m gay and I deserve a battle axe.

The sequel

My friend and I discussing the future of America.

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby