Look at my sassy angel. He wants to know what's on your mind. Then he's going to tell you whether you're right or not. But either way he loves you and forgives you. ♥️
I will open this tinhat tirade with an invitation to absolutely rip me to shreds with hard facts and discredit the ever loving shit out of this post. Please, please prove me wrong. Please let this be just the insane chain linked events that my mind has conjured all on its own. I only ask that you review the evidence (albeit based on personal anecdotes rife with their own inherent bias) and my own interpretation based on my (woefully limited) knowledge of one Paul McCartney. If you dare to get into this crazy hellhole, then please read on…
tl;dr Paul went through hot girl summer and then scammed Ivan into introducing him to the hot Teddy Boy he kept seeing around.
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It suddenly occurred to me that Crowley's house plants probably remind him of the garden of Eden. 
It suddenly occurred to me that Crowley's house plants probably remind him of the garden of Eden.