One Of The Funniest Things About Enemies-to-lovers Ships Is How They’re Almost Always Obsessed With

Jolene: A ballad

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I’m begging of you please don’t kill that man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don’t kill him even though you can Killers on a vile quest Are gathered at the king’s behest To slay the dreaded lich they call Jolene Their blades will strike at all undead And gleefully they’d take your head Oh how I would mourn for thee Jolene Your power it is beyond compare Devouring souls without a care With magiks beyond that of any queen Your eyes burn with the fires of hell a force they can never hope to quell non can er’ compare with you Jolene Your visage haunts my soundest sleep There’s nothing they can do to keep My undead heart from crying out Jolene And I can easily understand That you could conquer any land but you don’t know what you do to me Jolene Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I’m begging of you please just take my hand. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Don’t try to kill them even if you can Yes you could kill a thousand men But you’d never find peace again One lucky blow is all it takes Jolene And so I come to plead anew My happiness depends on you And on what’er you choose to do Jolene Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I’m begging of you please just take my hand. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Don’t try to fight them even though you can

rule 1: the doctor lies

(remake of this)

I think @mulaney would approve

I Just read this and i want more

Summary: After a series of scandals and arrests, Bad-Boy boxer Fezco O’Neill is in danger of losing his endorsements and being blackballed in the media. Opting to clean up his image, Fezco agrees to enter into a “love contract” with Good Girl actress Lexi Howard. 

Read on Ao3 here

Am I Always a bitch or am I Just full of PMS?

Roswell New Mexico + favorite romantic relationship-> Liz Ortecho/Max Evans (requested by anonymous)

“Right now, what you're feeling is... an echo of what I feel for you. It'll wear off, just like the handprint will.” // “I want you to feel what I feel for you.” “Echoes.”

Lizzie + spells

Kit to Dru

from [x], for @donestiel

fight like a girl

8.3.2020