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Why is Henry talking for almost two whole pages wtf

I started reading the Red Queen series.

I finished the first book and am now reading Glass Sword. I love these books so much already!

Sybil Vane and Ophelia should have a conversation over tea about their stupid misogynistic boyfriends.

I HACE THE UNCENSORED PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY AAAAAAA DHDHSHSBS !!!!!!

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More Top Moments in Early American History

- James Madison “accidentally” buys prostitutes for foreign ambassadors

- Jefferson eating a tomato like an apple at a dinner and everyone rushing off to find a doctor because Americans thought tomatoes were poisonous

- Washington and Lafayette falling asleep under a tree after Monmouth

- Washington cursing out Charles Lee after his retreat

- James Armistead Lafayette, who was a badass spy during the revolution and gave Lafayette vital information which led to the victory at Yorktown. Lafayette freed him and James was so grateful he took Lafayette’s last name

- Lafayette being given an alligator as a gift and, not knowing what to do with it, regifting it to John Quincy Adams

- the Constitutional Convention going out and getting turnt two days before the signing of the Constitution, and some of the additional charges being a broken chair, cups, and chamber pots

- John Hancock being smol

- Alexander Hamilton’s argument against hanging John Andrè basically being “he’s too pretty”

- Aaron Burr sleeping through Valentine’s Day

- Lafayette naming his ONLY son after George Washington

- Ben Franklin and John Adams once having to share a room with one bed and falling asleep arguing whether or not they should sleep with the window open or closed

- Ben Franklin taking “air baths” which consisted of him sitting naked in a bathtub for hours a day

- Aaron Burr having a knife hidden in the handle of his umbrella, and then LOSING said umbrella

- John Adams’ kid Charles once ran naked across Harvard Yard

- Alexander Hamilton losing his check book and having to write the bank of New York for a new one, while also requesting his account balance which he didn’t know, which he wrote in the check book, which he lost

- Aaron Burr hitting his head on the same pipe twice jfc he’s such a mess

- Thomas Jefferson getting a terrible headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl

- John Adams naming his dog Satan

- Alexander Hamilton’s letters to his totally hetero bro™ John Laurens being censored by his descendants

- George Washington running for the House of Burgesses and getting his constituents totally smashed so they would vote for him

Hamilton: I have a list of 30 itemized disagreements.

Burr: That's ridiculous. Why would you do that?

Hamilton: *pulls out pen and starts furiously writing* Questions... my... life... choices...

I’m so excited for the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes! It comes out Nov 17, 2023.

[None of these are mine.]

Im a bit late but happy pride month! Everyone, no matter what they identify as or what their sexuality is, is valid, even if you’re questioning or use a less talked about label.

Alexander Hamilton: Nobody needs to know.

Alexander Hamilton: *publishes the Reynolds Pamphlet*

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