Enemy

I Thought This Was Slightly Funny

*In the Recording Room*

Jeremy: *grabs a chair and lifts it up* KLANCE WILL BE CANON!

Bex: *grabs one as well* NO PLANCE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!

Everyone Else: *watching amused but slightly frightened*

*After Reading The Season 8 Script*

Bex & Jeremy: KIDGE?!

Steven: *fist pumps the air in the background* Hell yeah, beches!

I’m sorry I’m not funny. Just thinking of this made me kind of laugh. Not hating on anyones ship btw :)

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→ Fanfics

The Real Thing - "In the future where Bakugou is now a pro-hero, a sex shop decides to release replicas of the top heroes dicks. Will you get the Ground Zero limited edition dildo or something better?" + (Bakugou x Reader) + (Warnings: Slight Lemon)

✨ The Real Thing Pt. 2 - Continuation of Part 1 + (Warnings: Lemon)

The Burning Rose - "You receive tickets to your favorite band, 'The Heartless Heroes.' You have a crush on the lead singer, Bakugou Katsuki. Will he notice you at the show? Turns out, he's not as heartless as the band name suggests." + (Bakugou x Reader)

The Prince Diaries - "You are the daughter of a small kingdom invited to Prince Shouto's coronation where he will choose a future bride! Not wanting to be there, you try to eliminate yourself first, however, will things go as planned?" + (Todoroki x Reader)

Succubus in Training - "Class 1A has a Sex-Ed class that teaches them about a new species of humans that have sexual quirks and can be summoned. The Bakusquad decides it would be funny to test it out on an unsuspecting Bakugou. However, after you show up and rock his world, Bakugou is the one who will have the last laugh." + (Bakugou x Reader) + (Warnings: Lemon)

✨ Succubus in Training Pt. 2 - Continuation of Part 1 + (Warnings: Lemon)

Bad Boy Next Door - "You move to the outskirts of the city and means of escaping the busy life. In your new home, love forms over a balcony in the mysterious boy next door can't seem to stay away. This "peaceful" move got you more than what you bargained for." + (Bakugou x Reader)

✨ Bad Boy Next Door Pt. 2 - Continuation of Part 1 + (Warnings: Slight Lemon)

Spiderverse - "Being the 'friendly' neighborhood Spider-Man was a lot of responsibility Bakugou intentionally didn't sign up for. However, after gaining his abilities from a genetically-altered spider, Bakugou must face his reality and learn what it takes to be a hero--even if it gets him more than what you bargained for...and possibly save a cute dumbass along the way." + (Bakugou x Reader)

✨ Spiderverse Pt. 2 - Continuation of Part 1

It's The Great Pumpkin, Kirishima! - "The crisp autumn weather made it hard to plan something for your boyfriend's birthday. However, with Halloween just around the corner, you finally thought of the perfect date idea of where to take him to celebrate his special day. The chilly weather shouldn't bother you too much when he's right there to warm you up." + (Kirishima x Reader)

Behind Brothel Doors - "Not being in a relationship is a challenge to your sex life. Fed up with your complaints, your best friend gives you a certificate to a seductive one-night stay at an elite brothel. While laughing off the situation and mocking her, once you find yourself in front of alluring scarlet eyes…maybe this wasn’t such a bad idea after all." + (Bakugou x Reader) + (Warnings: Lemon)

→ Headcanons

The Original Dildo Series - Hero and villain dildo headcanons and shown at the end of this post is a list of other characters + (Multi Characters x Reader) + (Warnings: Lemon)

Bakugou Finding You Own Another Sex Toy - Reaction Headcanons + (Warnings: Lemon)

✨ Bakugou Finding Out You Own Tokoyami's and Tamaki's Dildo + (Warnings: Lemon)

BJs on The Clock - "He's been sending you flirty texts all day...so when you show up to the Hero Agency unannounced, will you be able to relieve him of his desires or will you get caught in the process?" + (Multi Characters x Reader) + (Warnings: Lemon)

Pro-Hero Lingerie - "With the success of the hero sex toys, the Hero Association has decided to release lingerie mimicking the famous pro- heroes once more and their costumes. seeing as they had a piece designed after your man, you decide to check out the selection as you plan to give your man a special surprise." + (Multi Characters x Reader) + (Warnings: Slight Lemon)

Switching Places - "You ask your man if he's willing to can switch places in the bedroom." + (Multi Character x Reader) + (Warnings: Slight Lemon)

Boobs, Butt, or Legs? - "Which man prefers what body part on you?" (Multi Character x Reader) + (Warnings: Slight Lemon)

Under The Mistletoe - "It's the most wonderful time of the year and while having fun preparing for the holiday season with your man, it gets even better when you spice things up with a kiss." + (Multi Character x Reader)

Aphrodisiac Chocolates - "It's Valentine's Day and as much as you would love to surprise your man, everything is sold out! By a struck of luck, you find a salesperson selling homemade boxed chocolates on your way home. Relieved you finally got him a gift, it might've been a good idea to read the packaging first..." + (Multi Character x Reader) + (Warnings: Slight Lemon)

Me:*is watching Detective Conan and a case occurs*

Me:*makes a deduction*

Kogoro:*makes the same or similar deduction*

Me:

Me:Ok so I’m definitely wrong

Every intelligent Kidge Shipper seeing this photo: Omg, it’s a lunch date!! So cute!! 😍

Me, a dumbass Kidge Shipper: That food looks fucking delicious.

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!