After Much Consideration, I Think I’m Going To Call This AU: “Future Bootyyy Shaker.”  Don’t

Busy finalizing and hammering out layouts for Chapter 3!

Catch up on the story: Comic Archive

Gotta love it when the gang splits up into two groups which are usually these guys

who are mature and responsible whenever they’re together, always stay on task, and generally go about things in a sensible way. And yet somehow they never get anything done.

While on the other side of town it cuts to these idiots

Doing some random-ass shit, being incredibly stupid and inefficient and yet somehow doing everything they were supposed to do and more just by pure luck.

the day people learn that they can express negative opinions about queer rep without misusing the word queerbait is the day i will know peace

Lucifer: Charlie, sweetheart, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Charlie: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

Charlie: An enemy is just a friend i haven't worn down yet!

Angel Dust: Are you saying you're the main character of a kids cartoon?

Charlie: I'm saying "I'm going to be friends with you" is both a promise and a threat.

Captain- I have feelings for you!

8- ??

Captain- Not telling which ones though!

8-???????

Marie- Hiya champ, how was school today?

Captain- Okay haha get your jokes out now.

Shiver- So cranky.

Marie- You want a juice box and some string cheese?

Captain- Do you actually have that?

(Halloween)

Callie- Are you Thor?

Pearl- No, I’m five.

Neo3- BOO!

Captain- 

Neo3- :’(

Captain- aaAH!

Captain- I lost my son, can I make an announcement?

8- Sure! 

Captain*over the intercom*- Agent 4……. Goodbye you little shit.

Pearl- Okay okay, let’s make this easier. I WONT TAKE YOU HEAD AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE-

Marie- Okay! Okay P, let’s cool down. I’ll take over.

Captain- *walks in the room* 

*fighting, crashing, other bad noises*

Captain- FOUR!

Agent4- Three! Hi!

Agent4- *gets punched*

Captain- FOUR! WHAT DID YOU DO I WAS KICKED OUT FOR THREE HOURS!

Agent4- All is forgiven you’re the leader again welcome back!

(HC that Agent 4 still calls Captain “Three”)

Marie- Awww it’s too bad I can’t play my violin while I drive.

Agent4 & Captain- >:(

Captain- We can’t just rush in there! We need a plan.

Neo3- Why?

Captain- Hey, I wanted to say-

Agent4- you don’t have to apologize.

Captain- I wasn’t going to.

Agent4- Oh.

Agent4- Good!

Agent4- Pish posh and tut tut my good man.

Neo3- ………

Neo3- HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HIDE IN THE WOODS THERES NO DOORS

Agent4- We could climb a tree?

Neo3- THATS THE FIRST PLACE HE’S GONNA LOOK! Could be burrow? Do animals burrow in the wild?!

Agent4- I DONT KNOW IVE NEVER BEEN IN THE WILD BEFORE! Have you?!

Neo3- Uhhhh… does jersey count?

Agent4- Is this seat taken?

Captain- No.

Agent4- Cool. *goes to sit down*

Captain- what are you doing?

Agent4- Sitting?

Captain- Uhuh yeah no. Yeah you can’t do that.

Agent4- You said it wasn’t taken?

Captain- Yeah and let’s keep it that way!

Captain- Vape? No, it’s a 3D printed dragon that’s made of roses! I’d like to give this to someone for Valentine’s Day but unfortunately, I live a life of crushing loneliness that spirals me further and further everyday into a deep dark pit of depression, making me think that I may never find love and I’m gonna die alone.

8- I got you chocolates.

Callie- USE THOSE MUSSELS YOU WORKED SO HARD FOR

Neo3- He stopped working out last week

Callie- Why’d he stop- WHY’D YOU STOP WORKING OUT?

Captain(from afar)- I WAS SAD!

Frye- Like a footless chicken

Marie- the phrase is “like a headless chicken”

Frye- How would a headless chicken run around its headless

Marie- how would a footless chicken run around its footless?

Frye- why are you asking me all the questions I don’t know I’m not the chicken!

Agent4: Sure is dark in here.

Neo3:

Agent4: I'm not scared or anything.

Neo3:

Agent4: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days? Not me. Nope.

Neo3: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Agent4:

Agent4: Yes please.

BigMan- Ay. Ay ay. (You enter the dungeon. On the far side of the room there is a door.)

Agent4- Can I seduce the door?

BigMan- Ay. (No you cannot.)

Shiver- Can I seduce the door?

BigMan- Ay. (Also no.)

Captain- Can I punch Four?

BigMan- Ay, ay ay. (Uh, Agent 4 you take four damage.)

Agent4- I transform into a beaver.

BigMan- Ay… ay. (You… do that.)

Agent4- Now can I seduce the door?

BigMan- AY. AY. (STILL. NO.)

Captain- I punch Four again.

BigMan- Ay. (Three more damage.)

Agent8- Can I fight the door?

BigMan- AY! (NO!)

Marie- Uh, I also would like to fight the door?

BigMan- Ay ay. (No one can fight the door.)

Pearl- I FIGHT THE DOOR.

BigMan- Ay. (You lose.)

Pearl- I FIGHT YOU.

BigMan- Ay, ay. (Pearl, take a walk.)

Marie- Is the door dead or alive?

BigMan- Ay… ay. (It’s… a door.)

Marie- Can I enslave it’s soul?

BigMan- Ay… (How would you…)

Marie-

BigMan-

BigMan- Ay! (No!)

Agent8- Can I build a better door?

BigMan- Ay? (Do you want to build a better door?)

Agent8- I acquire lumber from the surrounding forest.

BigMan- Ay, ay ay. (Okay, you do that.)

Frye- Is the door locked?

BigMan- Ay. (No.)

Frye- I open the door.

BigMan- Ay, ay ay. (You do so, inside is a small treasure chest.)

Shiver- I SEDUCE THE TREASURE CHEST!

BigMan- AY!!! (NO!!!)

"splatsune" "inku"

Dissonant Melody: Part #20 

Just another night.

Comic Archive

“splatoon is literally the exact same game over and over again” wrong! with every new title it gets gayer

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