Latest Posts by bokuno-maple - Page 4
meme on the man for dying. it'll be funny
the only dude ever
if you didn’t see, Phoenix SC released a resource pack (for java 1.19, requires optifine) that will give the pigs a crown model when renamed to Technoblade using a nametag
here’s the download link
I'm thinking a lot about mythmaking and Technoblade, because that feels very appropriate, I feel like he would enjoy living on as a legend through all these little stories.
So yes, he visited Wilbur in a dream to call him a loser. Yes, he visited Sophie in a dream to call her cringe. Yes, he jumpscared Michael for criticising the "elbow reveal" joke. Yes, he painted the sky pink wherever that happened. Yes, he appeared as a pig shaped cloud in the sky. If you make a potato farm, he'll be there in spirit to criticise its efficiency. If you call for him during a match, he might send you his energy (if he likes you). If you get the spaceship option in Guess the Build, you'd better pick that or he'll come for you. All of these little moments are really him, because he is a larger than life figure. A true folk hero.
And yes, when you hear thunder, that might be Techno taking on the kingdom of God. (Call it proactive atheism.)
It's all ridiculous but that's as it should be to be honest. He was a ridiculous guy.
And I feel more comfortable with this kind of thing than I do with thinking too hard about Alex (I feel weird even calling him that) and the very personal tragedy of his passing. It's true that he and his family and friends shared some of that with us, but it's not really ours I think. But the legend of Technoblade is.
Can we go back to the barter system instead of straight up currency? We could just have a bunch of little things that we never use like we do now but even better! It feels like giving a gift to a neighbor or friend and less robotically transactional. Like:
"lemme help you wash that cat. I have a few at home so I know how to trap them in the bathroom."
"Thanks! here's some homemade nutella for your help!"
or
"aighty, so, whadaya say I give ya some of those pots over there for that bag o' books?"
"Sorry, these are for my nephew. But I sell cakes at my house, I could cook one up for you if you'd like."
*stares intensely* "...- Sure! :D"
I EXPECT SHITTIER POTS! AND IN A GOOD WAY!
look…………….. write as much shitty fic as you want. nobody can stop you. you’re learning constantly and it’s better to write hackneyed implausible ridiculousness than it is to not write at all out of fear of fucking up. you’re good
I love you all
lemme give you a huge hug!
What a legend.
Thank you.
For the lessons.
For a humor that never seemed to die.
For the stories that were shared,
And for the times of victory.
Despite all the odds, you lived.
At twenty-three, you really lived.
Fought to the very end.
Thank you, Technoblade. Dave. Alex.
Thank you for living.
<3
how do you scream without a pillow or involving internal brain sources?
I'm trying and failing to be mad at this
does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all?
bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?
tried out 1.19 update
I think im in love with the allay
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GUYS!!
I hope you all are having a wonderful day/night 🌈
you know it's a good day when you're chilling during summer and your strawberries freeze over.
I STILL HAVE THE BOOK WITH THEIR ADVENTURES!! I LOVE THEM SM!!!
do not separate the gays
People need to know these, for a child or not
This also works with an anxious spouse, friend, or family member.
surfing the void!
a sort of sequel to this old drawing :>
Video Idea: Rumplestiltskin and Belle from Once Upon a Time to the song "Devil Doesn't Bargain" by Alec Benjamin
Why do I feel like Tommy would actually tease this if he got Tech's baby pictures...
Little skribble
Exactly what I do with my friends
When you see a friend in public
Technoblade's apology was literally just: "I'm very sorry that happened to you. I was a coward... but you can't really blame me for being a coward! You see, I only have one life, and my allies (who also had only one life each and much worse gear than I did) didn't step in to help me! I couldn't blow my cover by refusing to kill you at a festival I was invited to, but they should have blown their cover by revealing their presence in a place that was kill-on-sight for them. Oh, and by the way, you're totally based and I would never hold a grudge against you for trying to kill me too, never ever. So we're even now :)"
i expected nothing less of a man who has never once taken responsibility for his actions in his whole life and im still disappointed
it takes little to make me so happy I feel like my life has been fulfilled.
For reference, my uncle is kinda a serious guy, so he doesn't smile as often. When he was coughing on something, I said, "Don't die, it's bad for your health." Terrible joke. Once he could breath again, my uncle gave a genuine smile and told me it was funny.
I still smile at that memory today
sometimes I worry for myself for buying books. but then I remember I'm crazy, so I have that going for me
There is no such thing as gravity or friction to sir. only s t i c k
Enjoys sticking to walls
GIVE A HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TOMMY!! THE MANS IS FRIGGIN 18!!!
wait... he's 18... he's an adult... oh no
I can't- this is so beautiful
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
All of them
