Since We're All Sad, Angry, Screaming, Crying And Throwing Up, Here's A List Of The Things We'll Never

It is finished...

having adhd and being a fiber artist means that you can substitute bodily maintenance for 5 hours of The Project

but watch out

PLease yes

A tyrant emperor, bored out of his mind because he has already conquered every planet in the galaxy, has the brilliant idea of deconquering all the planets just so he can conquer them again. The rebellion is extremely angry and confused by this.

I have been compromised.

Early to bed and early to rise makes me stressed, depressed, and desperately want to die.

Jesper: Wylan's mad at me.

Nina: What did you do?

Jesper: why would you just assume that I'm the one that did something wrong?

Nina: (archs an eyebrow)

Jesper: I put toothpaste in his oreos.

Nina: ... I don't blame him for being mad at you.

Jesper: Cmon you have to help me. He isn't coming out of his room.

Nina: why dont you sing him a song, I'm sure he'd like that.

(Later outside Wylan's room)

Jesper: Making my way downtown, walking fast, Wylan passes and I slow down

Nina: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

Jesper, close to the hairbrush he's using as a microphone: and I need you

Nina: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

Jesper, on his knees: and I miss you

Wylan (opens door): You can stop now

you know it's a good day when you're chilling during summer and your strawberries freeze over.

Technoblade's apology was literally just: "I'm very sorry that happened to you. I was a coward... but you can't really blame me for being a coward! You see, I only have one life, and my allies (who also had only one life each and much worse gear than I did) didn't step in to help me! I couldn't blow my cover by refusing to kill you at a festival I was invited to, but they should have blown their cover by revealing their presence in a place that was kill-on-sight for them. Oh, and by the way, you're totally based and I would never hold a grudge against you for trying to kill me too, never ever. So we're even now :)"

i expected nothing less of a man who has never once taken responsibility for his actions in his whole life and im still disappointed

how do you scream without a pillow or involving internal brain sources?