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What do you mean you hatched an egg you bought at the SUPER MARKET

Ohohoho

So there's this company in the UK, right. They brand themselves on producing fancy free range eggs and as part of that they have breed information written on the carton.

I did some snooping and found that every miracle news story of a supermarket egg hatching in the UK traced back to duck eggs, specifically the Braddock White duck eggs produced by this one company for the supermarket Waitrose.

And one day my mum brings them home and says "I bought these to eat but aren't they the ones that hatch?"

And it's spring and I'm hatching a ton this year so in they went.

On candling we had three fertile eggs! That's a fertility of 50% - the same as shipped eggs from a breeder!

Hatch day comes and we get 2 ducklings, Curie and Becquerel. Sadly, Curie contracts duck septicaemia from an infected navel and doesn't make it, but Becquerel is a healthy bird and growing like a weed.

I had put 4 breeder eggs in a week after them in case just one hatched, so Becque now has two Khaki Campbell cross friends called Tsuki and Hoshi so she isn't lonely.

And as of today's 7am Quacking - Becque is a female! Which means she's capable of laying eggs and therefore I have pirated a duck.

YAAASSSSS LET’S GO BBG

deez boots r made 4 walkin’

“i’m a boy” “im a girl” okay???? gee id like a harley machine????? zoomin around like i was james dean??????? makin all the guys on the corner turn green????????????

Hello? This is your mother! Are you coming home?

a small comic doodle thing based on a Markiplier video(if you know, you know) :P

BLLOOOUUUOUUGHGHGHHHIIIOOOGUUUGHHHHBBBRBBRRRRRBROROUUUOOOUUUUUGHHGHGBLLBLBLBLBLRRRBOOUOUOUUUUUUUUGH

"I can't help it if mirrors love my face

It's genetics, yeah, I got these genes from outer space!"

I haven't watched Wish, but does this line remind anyone else of Twoey? Specifically the song Mean Green Mother From Outer Space?

Howard Ashman and Alan Menken worked on The Little Mermaid and Little Shop of Horrors, so this could plausibly be a purposeful reference

Does anyone have any additional insight into this like potential parallels between Magnifico and Twoey/additional references/etc?

*Cheers like a dad watching sports*

I lost motivation so here’s these-