...you Do Know Nobody Is Seriously Going To Use Er/ihm/sein For You Right? At This Point You're Just

i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this

considering where the raid was i felt the nickname was the least i could do

Requesting drabble with Dawn and her crush/future s/o confronting Mars at Lake Verity, and when Mars calls them a “lovey-dovey couple to the rescue”, how does Dawn react to her crush casually saying that’s not true because they haven’t had the chance to confess to Dawn yet?

I’m terribly sorry that it took me so long to finish this one! I’m still not 100 % satisfied with the way it turned out but I hope you enjoy it nevertheless and have fun reading. 

Love birds – Dawn x reader

It was one thing to be in love with someone. It was weird and wonderful at the same time, feeling her heart skip a beat whenever she saw her crush or heard them laugh. It was a whole different story to be in love with someone Dawn had known for so many years no without ever noticing how much they meant to her – until that person had leaned forward to press a kiss to her cheek that one day to thank her for her help. She still got goosebumps when she thought about it. And soon after, she started to feel terrible because she didn’t have the courage to confess her feelings to you.

It was awkward to be around you after that incident. Not because your behavior changed or because you acted like you didn’t care for her but because she spent most of the time analyzing every word you said and every move you made, just to figure out whether she was more than a friend to you or not. She knew that the kiss probably didn’t mean anything. But Dawn still couldn’t get it out of her head, no matter how hard she tried.

She even thought about it now, despite having other things to focus on – for example stopping Team Galactic from putting their crazy plans into action. She knew that there wasn’t much she could do to stop them but she just couldn’t sit around and wait until someone else took care of them. She needed to protect Sinnoh, her family, her home… and you.

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hey all. conundrum. for the fellow self-shippers

here's the rundown: cis bi male. always have been, don't forsee that changing.

but. multiple times (including my current f/o) i keep. finding. myself. falling. for. fanon. lesbians. help please, what do?

alright i could probably stand to explain just a bit more, eh

so, i'm a somewhat avid self-shipper. something like 40 xreaders read on wattpad lmao. but, not once, not twice, but like 4 times now i've fallen for a character and one of two things goes from there:

- about 70% of their fandom content is about a lesbian ship, for fem f/os

- for male f/os, there's rarely any content at all out there for them, let alone mlm

i suppose this is really just a rant post, but what better time to do so than 10pm

so... i have no way of proving this, but i swear this guy just sparkled at me -- is this a Crystal mechanic i'm unfamiliar with or is there something up with my color filter?

i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it

spear pasta.

she's here

absolutely delighted

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

i tried to imagine something like this for the new ones and all i could think of is that image with eminem saying “woe, chien be upon ye”

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)