The Academic Trinity Of “damn It, Richard”

time heals exactly one wound. and you don't get to choose it

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

i wish ao3 allowed people to give kudos per each chapter. These 100k word NOVELS need more love than 200 tiny digital hearts ☹️

We all love Todd

A German Standoff is when you are standing opposite of each other at a red traffic light and there are no cars in sight but nobody wants to be the first to commit an Ordnungswidrigkeit

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

the thing about german trains is that they're always late, except when you're already running late in which case they will either be precisely on time or just late enough that you can see them drive away as you reach the platform.

Posting on AO3 is like, I'm doing this for myself, but also immediately refreshing the page every 5 seconds to see if you get any hits comments or kudos. But totally only writing for me.