Well Fuck You *washes Your Iron Pan With Soap And Removes The Oil Glazure*

mulder is the kind of guy to say 'you know scully sometimes i feel like a woman' and scully would say 'well mulder sometimes i feel like a lesbian, it doesnt mean anything' and then they would both look at each other for a really long time

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

happy 10 years to one of the best videos of the 2010s. to this day, i cannot listen to alt j without being haunted by it

Late autumn evening moon

Mantra.

he's free now