Just put the mental image in my head of the water snails we once had in our aquarium (those brown grey disk shaped ones that grow way bigger than they have any bussines to) aggressively propelling themselves about and hitting the glass with a loud *THUCK*, but then like in Snails back, and I can't stop laughing
Just imagine being in the same room as him and suddenly you hear a loud *THUCK* echoing trough what you assume is his aquarium-back. And when you eventually gather enough courage to ask someone about it they look you dead in the eyes and tell you it's the snails.
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Dillon Popping an Ollie, 2024
Orcas are back to wearing fish as hats soo
*tips salmon*
i'm listening to the audiobook of city of last chances and first of all. i adore it. second of all, my favourite part of it so far has been everyone else in the city dealing with political dissent, gang rivalries, false imprisonment, general consequences of being under occupied rule, and then ruslav, who's biggest concern right now is that he might be a having a bit of a fag moment.
Excuse me the W H A T-
what’s gay boy up to these days
red mages are called that because they derive their power from the immortal science of marxist-leninism, and are strictly speaking a kind of cleric, but traditionally not classified as such due to the USSR’s policy of state atheism
Uh oh! The Oracle has killed herself rather than face the future she foresaw. Market analysts are speculating this may be bad for the economy
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feeling really normal about city of last chances (2022) by adrian tchaikovsky
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