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On a stakeout one summer night, the Justice League gets caught up in the middle of a swarm of super powered mosquitoes. Chewed up, they go back to the Watchtower to regroup.

Hal: Fuck. Who has the calamine lotion?

Diana, flustered: What were those?

Clark, never having experienced a mosquito bite before, on the verge of tears: :(

Bruce:

Hal: Hey Spooky, how come you’re not itching like the rest of us? They even managed to break through Clark’s skin.

Bruce: Bats can eat up to 1,200 mosquitoes in an hour.

Everyone: ????

Bruce: *swoops out the door*

Dick: Hey Dad how was the League mission??

Bruce: Better than expected.

Tim: Any idea why Green Lantern has left fifteen hysterical voicemails asking if you’re actually a bat cryptid?

Bruce: No idea whatsoever. Would you please refill my Bat Mosquito Repellant?

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2 years ago

so theres this thing called statle and my siblings are doing it and cant get it but my little sister, about age 8 pops in and goes i know it but you dont and starts to fucking cackle and im like oh ill do it and she tells me what it is with the most evil laugh and she tells my mother with even more evil laughter they just gave in and one of them goes thats a state??? its fucking new mexico


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7 months ago

Anti-Molly Weasley rhetoric often mirrors second-wave feminist critiques of the housewife role, which sometimes characterized stay-at-home wives as perpetuating women’s "enslavement." However, these critiques overlook the fact that domestic labor is essential, legitimate work. Rather than abandoning the role of the homemaker, the focus should be on restructuring or abolishing patriarchal systems so that those who choose a career in the domestic sphere are adequately compensated and supported.

Though the Weasleys may struggle financially, they remain a loving, supportive, and respectful family. Notably, none of the Weasley children express resentment toward Molly, whose role as a homemaker is central to their family’s strength. Ron’s insecurity about his family’s wealth is not a reflection of his parents but rather part of his personal growth and character development.

The Weasleys never go hungry, they have a house with full amenities and enough to provide shelter, food, and gifts for Harry, Hermione, and anyone else staying at the Burrow.

Criticism of Arthur for not pursuing a higher-paying job is equally misguided. In a world rife with anti-Muggle prejudice, Arthur’s dedication to protecting Muggles and advocating for anti-muggle baiting and torture is a testament to his values. The Weasleys are one of the few pureblood families that are outspoken and committed to their progressive values. Walking away from that work for financial gain would undermine the very qualities that make him a respectable character. The Weasleys, in many ways, embody the core themes of the series: they protect Muggles, befriend werewolves, and offer their home to those in need. To criticize them is to misunderstand the heart of what the books celebrate.

2 years ago

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Chicago Gay Pride. 1992. My first pride and I was not out. I borrowed my brothers 1979 Chevy conversion van and my dad’s 12 lb camcorder. It was a life changing experience. Shawn (dark hair) was the first person I told.

2 years ago

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway


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2 months ago

we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating

more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress

2 months ago

we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating

more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress


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2 years ago
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6 months ago

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

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