If He Doesn’t Respond Soon Mgonna Talk To The Crust Man

I can say, with confidence, that I agree with this statement

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Idek what I want but I want it please

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Thanks bud I'm at the hospital rn so I hope so too

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

PRIME EXAMPLE EVERYONE

IM PRETTY SURE HE HAS 90% OF THE INGREDIENTS

Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK

Okok you heathenus people fr what was OP tryNA SAY

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

Gaylord’s galore

#read her like a book

This video keeps me awake at night