The Internet The Second March Hits

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

30 days until HE comes home

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

made a new blog just to start posting cringe fanart, anyways here’s everyone’s favorite emo twink

@staff

OUR CONTENT SHOULD BE OPTED OUT OF AI TRAINING BY DEFAULT!

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you