I Need This In My Life

I love gay people. Wish they were real #gaysAintReal

/j

“So you’re a villain, but you only want to take over this small village?” “Yep.” “You don’t have any plans to take over anywhere else?” “Nope.”

Portal sue man.... what does this mean

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

Every part of me is ruined. I'm afraid I have nothing left to offer you. So if you decided to leave, I wouldn't blame you because if I were you, I would leave me, too.

Sonic shitposts: a series

Do you guys fw my human bill

he does not fw you unfortunately

how u draw ford is like if steve minecraft was emo

idek sketchy thing

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.

see guys i feel like ford IS aroace, because like.. yeah, duh, obvious reasons, and also bill traumatized him, and thats wHY I THINK(under the cut)

Ford and Fiddleford dont get together/back together in old age, but they DID date during college and broke up when they graduated(on mutual terms) then ford calls him to gravity falls, and they slowly get back into their relationship, and bill tries very hard to manipulate Ford out of his relationship, and near the part where Fiddleford gets into the portal, they are split up. Idk if this is making any sense but its my brain guys so >:) i can basically do what i want.