Wow Sal Truly Gets Me

wow sal truly gets me

salad fisher salsa fish wawaswawaewawawawa look,, look at this BEETLE i found OUTSIDE what should we name him

 Salad Fisher Salsa Fish Wawaswawaewawawawa Look,, Look At This BEETLE I Found OUTSIDE What Should We

"Hm... How about Jared?"

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1 year ago

JESUS CHRIST

I know what you are

(you know who I am)

I just fell to my knees

1 year ago

im tired of people drawing sal fisher without his injuries!! like sure let me remove a disability/disfigurement that is not only integral to his personality but also the story. idc if its an au where things are different, his scars and his mask and his injuries and trauma are a huge part of his character and why he is the way he is. im tired of seeing people erase this because of aesthetics or what the fuck ever.

1 year ago

Bazinga

I cast TESTICULAR TORSION! hopefully you will reconsider referencing sheldon cooper in my presence next time

Bazinga
10 months ago

scenemo sal when

if you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?

Sal: Black with hot pink stripes!

4 months ago

ok let's make something very clear: Taylor Swift is not a baddie.

she a spoiled white woman who grew up very wealthy and who's individual carbon footprint is larger than the entirety of some small nations.

you know who is a southern baddie? Dolly Parton.

grew up in absolute poverty in a shack with dirt floors

(TS has a rich family and spent every Xmas in NYC)

modeled her style after the town trollop, who she thought was the most beautiful woman in the world, and embraced her sexuality.

(TS retains the image of the young innocent virgin white girl despite being 35 years old and every one of her songs is about a man)

wrote a song about the stupidity of the American work system

(TS is a billionaire with two private jets)

has supported the queer community for decades even through some of its darkest times like the AIDS crisis

(TS uses the queer community like a prop)

started a scientific organization to help cure viruses like AIDS and that even helped develop the Covid vaccine

(TS made the last superbowl all about her becauses she was dating one of the players)

has run a charity since 1995 that sends millions of books to children in poverty, particularly the rural south where she grew up

(TS has done nothing for the south and its problems despite her southern belle persona)

"But she told off Trump! Thats something!"

Honey thats the absolute bare minimum.

That's telling someone 'bless you' after they sneeze.

That's holding the door open for someone in a wheelchair.

Thats waving back to a little kid when they wave at you.

It takes 0 risk and 0 effort and should not be a point of praise.

"Well her southern fans and sponsors didn't like it."

So? Woman is a billionaire with connections all over the world. She literally doesn't need them.

Bottom line: Taylor Swift remains an egotistical bourgeoisie white cunt who should be known for her pollution levels instead of her mid music.

While Dolly remains the bad bitch she's been since the 1970s.

1 year ago

GODDD I NEED TO DISSOLVE HIM IN A VAT OF ACID YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND

Doodles Figuring Out How To Draw My Favourite Rockstar

doodles figuring out how to draw my favourite rockstar

in my head ghost is an actual 80s cult band in the sf universe and noone can convince me otherwise

1 year ago

unpopular opinion, i'm sick of seeing philip's face (i hate him)

im just not someone who can like a character over looks alone

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