AHHHHHHGGG

what if i was 11 and i begged the sorting hat to put me in gryffindor just to be with you

what if i was 15 and you were there for me when no one else was

what if i was 16 and you were the only person i could think of as i ran away from grimmauld place

what if i was 18 and you asked me to be your best man at your wedding

what if i was 19 and you told me i would be your son's godfather

what if i was 20 and i did everything i could to protect you

what if i was 21 and my life ended when yours did

what if i'm 36 and i haven't stopped thinking about you since then, it was about time we met again

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

I do not care if someone enables cheats, you play the game how you want to play it and I'll play the game how I want to play it. It's not like I'm being told to enable cheats or someone's gonna kill my entire family

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Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

jegulus au where

me with silvermistanimelover

(i may not be spelling that right.)

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

throwback to when i was like 5-10 and i thought the world was made of spiders because i have a nurological disorder called visual snow (it's where everything has like a layer of static) and its pretty severe, so i thought that one wrong step and the entire world would collapse. and i was scared because i thought that if the spiders started not liking me then they would just like stop being there to form me. and that's why the existence of atoms and how the never actually were destroyed, just moved, made so much sense to me.

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him