Vijinx As The Song Never Love An Anchor By The Crane Wives :(

Please please please point me to more Jisha

there are only like 4 fics on ao3 and I haven’t found any fanart it’s sad but it is like rarer than a rare pair 😭

Reminding myself of this I need to either write this myself or request it from somebody asap

vijinx been buzzing in my head because I have the idea of jinx faking her death and then like changing her whole identity and crossdressing as a guy just so she can keep an eye on vi without getting caught

Caitlyn is just a placeholder for Jinx because Vi wants what she knows she can’t have.

You think Isha would be jealous of Jinx and Ekko? Or would she just want to join them?

She would be super jealous!

That feeling when your dad-husband is dead and your sister-girlfriend got one taste of someone else's pussy and immediately became a fucking cop...

arcane but Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind au with Vi as Joel, Caitlyn as Clementine, Maddie as Patrick, Jinx as Mary, Silco as Dr. Howard, and Ekko as Stan

it can’t just be me who thinks this is a good idea…

nothing more romantic than dying to protect someone you care about (cough jisha)

"I love okegom. DNI boyfriend to death and TCOAAL fans"

"I love yaoi. DNI fujoshis"

"I love RPF/toxic yaoi/doomed yuri/selfcest/selfshipping. DNI proshippers"

"I love mentally ill people. DNI if paraphile or paraphilic disordered"

do you hear yourself?

incorrect quotes jisha, go (little tip if you want to get Isha to speak her something that indicates she uses sign language like this *)

Anything in italics is sign!

1.

Isha, throwing her head into Jinx’s lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Jinx, lovingly stroking her hair: “You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.”

2.

Isha: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Jinx: “I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.”

my fave house quote as a bonus!

Isha: Can't I get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat?

Jinx: "Absolutely... there would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat, but yes."

(I may or may not have used an incorrect quote generator for all except the last one 😅)

Reminder that Isha's face is almost level with Jinx's crotch while they're both standing upright, and she has to specifically raise her hands to avoid grabbing her ass....

I… I need… a moment 🫣