I LOVE THE WAY THE GLASSES REPRESENT BITTY B TY 😘😭

2500 likes!

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OMG GUYS I DID NOT REALIZE THAT I HAD THAT MANY LIKES

me tryna decide my sexuality:

Yep...thats how life's been for me lately...HELP

....... I suddenly have the urge to make this an angst fic.....

random headcanons

warnings: slightly suggestive/smut + talking about swallowing transfluid, periods and breeding so pls mdni if you are sensitive to these topics!

(fem!human!reader x cybertronian)

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I always imagine if cybertronians and humans did have kids it would be like:

Cybertronian + human = humanformers, or

Cybertronian + human = organic-like bot?

humans and cybertronians can breed and you can't tell me otherwise. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Tough transfluid is harmless to the human body, swallowing too much can damage the intestines.

Cybertronians see humans like little pets/hamsters:

easy to kill, fragile, and very very emotional.

I think it's funny to think that you gotta explain to someone like Ratchet or another mech that periods are a normal thing and they just stare at you like: 😨

Do NOT play an type of explicit song when around your cybertronian partner because, they will ask questions, they will do research and they will try to attempt.... *cough* *cough* ... moving on-

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smut/valveplug, mdni!!!

Do you ever think cybertronians have those intrusive thoughts?

your walls clenching around their spike, begging for them to go faster while they just whisper sweet things into your ear. Saying how tight you are and how good you feel. And speaking of feel your partner always wanted to fill you with their transfluid so you could carry their sparklings and be so round and full with them. Just the thought makes your partner want to fuck you dumb til your begging for them to stop because you feel so overstimulated but they don't even listen to your pathetic whines and whimpers because all that's going through their mind is:

must breed. breed now. must claim. must breed. now.

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damn. that was like my first time writing valveplug 😭

heres an idea I never plan to finish

I have something to say......

@ohposhers.... I think I'm a.....LETTUCE ENJOYER I'M SORRY CLAY IS JUST ADORABLE AT TIMES I'M SO SORRY

@brozonesimp is so fucking annoying, like goddam

hey! that's not very nice! >:[ they are a very nice person once you get to know them! and I DO NOT torlate hate on my blog or you will be blocked! >:[

(and I'm confused, is this the same anon from last time or what????)

ITS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Places down a mini speaker playing “all i want for Christmas” and leaves

- @askjazz

What is this strange song? I've never heard it before.

Bee's just dancing wildly in the back.

guess who just made a megop playlist...