Alfred Finds It Very Gratifying, As All Grandparents Do, To Feed The New Child With A Literal Black Hole

Me: *Looks around nervously* NEKOMARU! *Runs away*

He just sounds, acts and looks like a preteen!? His classmates don't really treat him as anything more than that. He's like his class's collective son, because he isn't a real Ultimate, and is also basically a child. Kyoko's relationship with him is less like a balanced romance, and is more unbalanced, but not in a toxic way, but instead, more like a mother & son dynamic.

So. Should he be treated like a preteen? Should I engage with him as if he was 12 years old? This shouldn't be hard since you seem so certain. Should I treat him like he's 12, is it immoral to do anything but treat him like he's 12?

Is he a preteen or not anon this shouldn't be hard

Sometimes I think back to a fic I read where the chapters were very short but still so impactful and I strive to one day be able to do that. I don't think it was ever completed, and it may have been abandoned but that one author fundamentily changed my views on writing stories.

OH MY GOD?!?!? I'M FUCKING SHAKING RIGHT NOW! This is one of the highest honors I could get, I'm going to FUCKING CRY.

Oh My God Another One

Danny: *laughing like a maniac after discovering a new power he could use to torment Vlad*

*Batfam arriving at the scene*

Danny, a bit high on chemicals: HI DAD! :D

Batman: ?!?!?

Red Hodd: God not another one.

Red Robin: Black hair and blue eyes combo number four, now with meta powers.

Robin: Father your knowledge of basic intamacy practices needs to be revisited.

Batman: !?!?!?!?!?

Nightwing: Jeez B, don't you have enough already?

Stephanie: Right! It's just getting ridiculous at this point old man, pack it up!

Duke: He just blew up that construction site.

Cass: New brother.

Batman: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!

Oh. My. God! THE BAT PLANT?? DEER DANNY? I- I- I- *inhales your art and runs away*

Bitch That Is NOT A Deer

I love it when we turn Danny into animals because some weird reason or another, has anyone else done deer yet?

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"AAAHHHHHHH!"

A scream reverberated through the cave walls below the manor. A battle of the ages taking place for anyone brave enough to witness it.

"LET GO YOU BAMBI WANNABE, THIS IS MY CHILI DOG."

Jason managed to rip the package away from the jaws of the beast, he knew it was mistake to bring down any kind of food into the cave where the creature resided but in that moment he was thinking more with his stomach.

Demon Brat had once again found another animal, a baby deer of all things, and decided to keep it knowing fully well how to pull the strings of both Bruce and Dick into letting him keep it. The thing is Jason always got a weird vibe from it, almost like some part of him was trying to warn him that this was no normal fawn and living with it proved that.

After being brought to the cave it refused to leave, claiming the environment down here as it's own. They've all tried to move it but it always found its way back down here so they just gave up and created a space for it. Another weird thing about it is it's cry. It does not sound like a normal fawn but instead had the echoing tone of a human baby but appearently only Jason could hear it, the others all said it sounded like a normal animal but he gets the feeling Damian is fucking with him, it doesn't help that Duke is also suspicious of the 'deer'.

But the last reason that really sold him on it not being a normal deer was the fact that it. Ate. EVERYTHING!

No food was safe with the deer around, if you were to put something down it would 100% without fail find its way into the maw of the ravenous creature. This ranged from simple pieces of candy to an entire rotisserie chicken (bones included), it even managed to drink his entire smoothie that had a lid covering it. Everyone tells him that there's no way it could drink through the straw because its mouth wasn't shaped to do so but he knows it did goddamnit.

Now it was infront of him vocalizing its discontent for Jason not sharing his food with a weird ass whine from its mouth.

"No! This is people food, you are a 'deer', ACT LIKE IT!"

The deer stopped its whining.

looked Jason dead in the eyes.

And stood up...

"Ah hell naw, DAMIAN! COME GET YOUR DAMN DEER!"

finally, a team 7 to complete the set!

Thee kiddos

What would you do if you encountered an eldritch horror?

Well obviously you would- EH! WRONG!

The only obvious answer is to suduce it and make sure it likes you enough to spare you from the brunt of madness. If it works out you may even get some cool powers in the end.

I don't know about you all but give me a stamina potion and we'd be going all night.

Yes! But also...

Dated a younger version of Ra's

Dated a younger version of Darkseid (it was brief but still fun).

Fought a Star Conqueror and raised its baby with some help of his fraid.

Help Tucker in the creation of tech that went on to be very powerful weapons/artifacts/structures in the DC universe (the choice is up to you on what they are).

Is possibly Starfire's something great grandpa.

Accidentally slept with a being from New Genesis.

Bitch slapped Trigon.

Is responsible along with Sam for creating an important piece of land that gave rise to a species in the DC universe.

He also played a hand when he lent some of his power to a magic user to defeat a powerful foe.

I'm Sorry, Can You Say That Again?

Had an idea for dpxdc fandom again 🤭. By the way nobody knows about Amity Park, the town just sorta appeared one day to outsiders.

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"I'm sorry can you say that again."

The reporters mic was up to his face and the cameras were rolling, who was Danny to stop the direction this was going now?

"Yeah so like I accidentally time travelled to the past and met some aliens. We got along really well if you know what I mean."

"Sir are you admiting that you travelled back in time and had sex with aliens?"

"Yup! I believe they were called kyrptonians or something, I even held their baby, he was the cutest thing ever. I believe his name was Kal-El."

"...Kryptonian as in the same species as Superman."

"Superwho?"

I've been wanting to make a DP X DB crossover for ages and the Naruto x DP fic I've read pushes me further to do so. But, the one problem I have is that there's SO MUCH episodes and everytime I watch an episode my interest is gone. My interest has been gone for years now and is only slowly appearing again.

I just wanted to make a fic where Danny interacts with Gohan/Goten, is that too much to ask?

It would be an amazing crack fic.

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