I'm So Relieved To Hear You Say That!

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

Not having many threats.

gang ima be real I might sacrifice just to wear a sparkly ass dress for the military ball in February because of the urge I have to just wear that

I'm shitting myself /nsrs

Yippee am pocket monster >:3

Guess I gotta hit the "rawr XD" now

Don't you dare or I'll release you back into the wild.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

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BROOO GET YER GLASSES-

Study...sorta?????

this is my wifey I love her <3

You can't compete to my milk. (oh lord) Mommy milkers :)

I'm actually cooking myself. Grilled, fried, STIR fried, boiled, DEEP fried, oiled up etc.

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:(

y’all, imagine getting SA’d by someone as minor, and the person is also a minor whose been SA’d multiple times and is severely depressed and you can’t leave because they’re already living dangerously and might actually kill themselves if you do despite having genuine care for them.

This proves how much more of a lost cause you are, teddykisser17…

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

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and whoever the fuck sees this

No, but seriously- If the centipedes in the dinosaur era used to be this large due to the high oxygen rates back then…

How is Oscar holding up? 👀 He can't be that massive, rite?

He'll prolly be something like this:

'Oscah's' lungs:

IK CRYING