I Need Thattt

It’s Luigi’s rotation party, and you are not invited.

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

Minecraft Potion of Epicness

*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.