If I Start My Sentence With "Girl" I Mean It In A Gay Way Like I'm About To Bitch To You About My Coworkers

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me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

It's said that the people of Arca's cries of despair echoed to the heavens, begging to be freed from their pain, and yet no one came. Only a phoenix burning just as bright as the red sun soared through the glowing metropolis, cackling a feverish laugh as the flames spread.

No one survived, the magic that the grand city once revered for forgotten to time.

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Designer: Bonnie Cashin

Date: 1960-1969

Place of origin: New York

Medium: Wool

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ULYSSES AND THE SIRENS /1909/ by HERBERT JAMES DRAPER.

Odysseus (Ulysses in Roman mythology) is a hero in Homer's epic poem. He encountered the dreaded Sirens while he was on his return journey from the Trojan War. In ancient Greek mythology, Sirens were creatures, part woman and part bird, inhabiting an island along the strait between Italy and Sicily.

Sirens lured sailors to their doom with their bewitching singing voices. Odysseus heeded the goddess Circe's advice and made his crew plug their ears and tie him to the ship's mast. He ordered them not to untie him no matter what he said. As they got to the island, Odysseus got enchanted by the Siren's voices; he pleaded with his men to free him, but they ignored his cries. Fortunately, they got passed the island without any fatalities, proceeding with their journey home.

In Draper's painting, Ulysses is tied to the mast, completely drawn to the Sirens' seductions. Ancient Greek depictions of the Sirens were scary, ugly bird-like creatures, Draper paints beautiful mermaids invading Ulysses' ship, a rather interesting approach. The Sirens are nude or nearly nude, with their tails disappearing as they climb aboard.

The painting's portrayal of the Sirens coincides with other Victorian and Edwardian era artwork, a clear "femme fatale" archetype. I like how Draper maintains the spirit of the story by transferring the Sirens' allure from their song to their visible form.

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

honestly with how much fragrantica dunks on alien you would expect it to be sinister but it’s literally just a jasmine. real question is why isn’t anyone talking about angel

bro what the hell is this

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “nintama rantarou season 33” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw tomesaburou and monjirou hiding in the committee room closet together

My buddy pacing: nhk is lying to us

season 33 is trying to kill me

can you suggest perfumes for me that i can wear as a sexy lesbian dyke in a tiny crop top to impress women

lesbians sound off ‼️‼️‼️ we need this peer reviewed NOW‼️

for me, i always am intrigued by colognes marketed towards men on women. it gives a certain je ne sais quoi. however, i don't actually know much about cologne.

i also really like patchouli but that's mostly because i associate it with my girlfriend LOL.

how do we feel about the classic, angel by mugler. she's always seemed gay to me