Watching An 🐙 Play Drums Was Something I Thought I Never Needed…how Wrong I Was.

If this ain’t me

I hate when people casually discuss superheroes because I’m sitting in the corner with KNOWLEDGE and OPINIONS but I just have to smile and be like “haha yeah I like superman too” so I don’t scare anyone

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

Biggest Drama Queens in the Mcu, Ranked

1. You

2. Can’t

3. Rank

4. Them

5. Because

6. They’re all

7. Dramatic in

8. Their 

9. Own way

10. Nick “Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye” Fury

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

FUCKAKDJAKCJAONCKANS

MULTI-DIMENSIONAL QUEEN - 1/4  → Roger Taylor

Original // Bo Rhap // AU

so apparently,we’re getting young justice:outsiders in 2019,not 4th quarter of 2018 like we were promised. needless to say,i’m fucking pissed

My Favourite Bits of Solo: A Star Wars Story (Minor Spoilers)

Han shooting first

Han and Lando calling each other baby/babe

Chewbacca not waiting for his turn in the shower and instead climbing in with Han

Han pretending to have an armed thermal detonator by holding up a rock and making a clicking sound with his mouth

Han bluffing about having 30 armed men

Lando immediately spoiling Han’s bluff

Han trying his best to speak Shyriiwook

Han’s terrible acting when pretending Chewie is beating him up

L3 telling Qi’ra that Lando’s in love with her

Enfys Nest

Qi’ra’s confused face while L3 is telling her about this

“Tell us about the girl, Han. Is she nice? Does she have sharp teeth?”

“Look away. I can’t perform while you’re looking.” - L3

ENFYS NEST!!

“You need anything?” “Equal rights.”

Beckett walking in on Han and Qi’ra in Lando’s closet “Am I interrupting something?” “Kinda!”

Han acting like he’s going to punch Lando, then hugging him (nice ESB call back) and then pickpocketing him

Han trying to sneak into the co-pilot’s chair on the Millennium Falcon and being kicked out by L3

The Droid Uprising

The little rebelling droids stamping on the consoles with their feet 

Chewbacca helping free his fellow Wookiees 

Beckett and Lando negotiating Lando’s share of the money (”50%” “25%” “Beckett, I really respect you, so 40%” “25%” “OK.”)

Lando immediately losing a fifth of his share to Beckett in exchange for having the clamp taken off his vehicle

Han proudly telling everyone about how he learnt the flying trick he was doing from his friend - shortly before his friend died doing the trick

Han claiming to have made the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs then admitting to Chewie that he was rounding down

Lando updating his fucking VLOG while everyone else is fighting for their lives

The fight between Dryden Vos, Han Solo, and Qi’ra

Dryden Vos suggesting to Han that they team up mid-fight, and Han agreeing, as long as Dryden gets out from behind his cover first

Han pretending not to know the rules of Sabacc and (genuinely?) not knowing how to pronounce it 

Rio suggesting they let Han and Chewie join their crew because “you’ll never sleep better than in a Wookiee’s lap”

“I hate you.” “I know.”

Lando having the nerve to ask for his share of the money at the end

That one character at the end igniting their lightsaber for like two seconds just to show off and then immediately putting it away again

EEENNNNFFFYYYSSS NNNNNEEEESSSSTTTT!

"It appears to be a flying blue lion sir" ICONIC

The top two (2) powerful Avengers