T4t Strongest Most Powerful Force On All The Earth. Goodnight.

damn dude you look like you'd be fun to chase

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

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You're not immune to dream daddy fanarts in 2023

Translation for 2nd pic:

- so, [illegible dad name], are you ready to spend a gothic evening with me

(⬆️crashed gargoyle)

no but like. there's something so surreal about changing your hair and wearing the kind of clothes you want after a lifetime of pretending you're someone you're not and an even longer lifetime of rediscovering yourself to become the person you want to be and then finally getting to look in the mirror and going wow !!! yeah !!! that's me !!!! i want that someday and i hope everyone who doesn't feel like that yet will too soon

i want autism mommies to mean hot autistic milfs and not what it actually means

Making evil purchases at the supervillainmarket

every time i shower im like “yeah! i’ll take better care of myself!! this rules!!! yeah!!!!” and then the horrors

i fucking hate this because i KNOW that there cant literally be DRACULA on mars but im going to fucking click this link just to make sure that there arent space fucking vampires on mars and i fucking hate that