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“Beep beep, bitch. You’re gay”

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

this is the most important video ive seen in my entire life

Ida zrobiła mi wczoraj makijaż. Myślę że wyglądałam ładnie. I bawiłam się u niej całkiem dobrze…

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

fic where aziraphale is fully aware that he is deeply and irrevocably in love with crowley and not in the all-encompassing angel way, but since crowley is a demon, he’s clearly not capable of reciprocating. aziraphale resigns himself to being content with what he’s got despite not at all being in the business of denying himself what he wants.

he accidentally confesses this to crowley while they’re both absolutely swozzled and crowley sobers up so fast it breaks the sound barrier, rounding on aziraphale like “are you fucking kidding me with this shit you can literally sense love you absolute moron I’m a goddamn imax technicolor surround sound of being in love with you”

and aziraphale is just like “………but that’s just the background love static. earth has always felt this way around you.”

“yeah,” says crowley, as if he is very patiently explaining that water is, in fact, wet. “yeah it has.”

This man just uttered my soul and deepest thoughts.  This is what I seek. 

am i doing it right?