Actually, Hunter has watermelon pants…
It just fits too tightly
Now that I have your attention:
one of my top 5 favorite internet cats
Current mood: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kobeni noises
The butch lesbian/trans man "funky printed button down" stereotype is true but you must understand that the men's section of so many clothing stores is a bleak and miserable place. Clothing manufacturers are simply convinced that no one who wears men's clothes wants anything besides the most boring outfits possible. Often stripes are the most exciting it gets. If you want to wear clothing designed for men but happen to like "color" and "joy" in your life then often the funky printed button down or the hawaiian shirt are simply your only options, especially off the clearance rack.
Blorbo's a yokai
i want mineral water with as many minerals as you can physically put in the water
i want you to get the water, go outside, pick up a piece of gravel, and dissolve it into the water
i want my water to crunch when i chew it, like eating sand
i want to guzzle wet pebbles
i am chewing on damp basalt as we speak
🔔nun
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