L With The T 💖

I JUST FOUND A GAY KIDS BOOK ABOUT A PRINCE AND KNIGHT IN LOVE AND IM,,, OBLITERATED

To give you some insight on just how absolutely insane this new Fionna and Cake episode is, Cake encourages this sexy alternate dimension Ice King (voiced by BRIAN DAVID GILBERT BY THE WAY) to commit interdimensional selfcest with Simon and he admits he THOUGHT ABOUT IT???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW???

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

when you’re kissing and they tuck their hand under you hair and behind your neck to pull you closer to kiss you harder!!

Life imitates Art???? CHAPPELL ROAN AT THE VMAS... DARE I SAY I AM PROPHETIC?!?

And while we're at it. I also want to rent a cute little beach house with the love of my life. (Maybe we just got married) And spend a whole month there completely naked. Sunbathing. Fucking. Making love. Skinny dipping. Making popsicles and lemonade. Just kissing each other's skin. I want to never wear shoes and have the top of my bikinis hang from the railing of our balcony. And I want to nap in one of those beds with the white linen bed sheets and be woken up by their hands roaming my body. Cause I'm naked. All.the.time.

Just finished up the new episodes of ofmd and I'm not the only one who desperately needs the Archie/Jim/Oluwande/Zheng situation to evolve into a polycule, right?