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So my thoughts the The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel season 2

-First of all what a season, I laughed, I cried, it was truly great

- Rose’s “I’ve missed me too” hit me so fucking hard like she needed that storyline

-Also Abe was a standout character this season like Tony Shalhoub deserves all the awards if not for that romper alone Oscar Worthy

- Midge was great as per usual I mean WOW what a gal

-that phone call in Simone had me actually crying I mean the sencerity between Midge and Joel when she realizes there isn’t a way it can work and she says I love you and he says I love you too honey I mean TEARS

-honestly I really enjoyed seeing Joel so supportive of Midge with her comedy, like he realized he was never that good but he knew she was amazing and her wanted her to have that and he knew she could do

-Imogene meeting Susie while she’s high in the bath was iconic

-every part of the Catskills was great

-SUSIES PLUNGER HAD ME FUCKING DEAD NOT TO MENTION HER LITTLE DANCE

-also wow that lifeguard really never wore a shirt and I’m not complaining

-all the Joel/Susie scenes were pure gold like Suzie discovering she might respect Joel when he punches that club owner had me dead

-Okay not to be that bitch but like I’m okay with Midge not ending up with Benjamin, like it was pretty clear the whole point of this season is that Midge can’t go back to who she was before and he was part of the idea in her head

-Abe and Rose thinking Noah is someone super secret spy assassin was deadass the weirdest storyline I loved it

- I’m really glad they had that scene where Midge got in trouble for talking about pregnancy on stage bc like damn the shitty reality of a mans world

-So the ending, now I know imma get some hate on this, but I actually thought I’d was really good like Midge finally realized and accepted that she couldn’t go back to that #housewifelife but it’s make sense that she went to Joel like he knows her better than Benjamin and he does love her and that’s what she needed not her new boo who she’s still trying to woo but the person who wants her success and happiness more than his own (Joel really does support her career guys) and she made it clear that it was just for the night bc she knows that she can’t go back to who she was

Anyway that’s the tea… Season 2 was fucking great

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Marcy

You know the marshmallow experiment?

So there’s this experiment where researchers take a bunch of preschoolers and give them a marshmallow and they say, “ok, you can eat this now, or you can wait thirty minutes and then we’ll give you two marshmallows.”

And they leave them alone with hidden cameras and watch the struggle of willpower and it’s supposed to say something about delayed gratification.

And this thing gets used to explain why some people are better with money than others, or make various other better life choices. The Aesop here is if you can delay your satisfaction, you’ll get ahead.

But here’s a proposed version of that experiment that’s more realistic.

Give the kid the marshmallow and explain it all as above. Then come back 30 minutes later and say, “Sorry, actually we ran out of marshmallows, so even though you didn’t eat yours, you’re not getting a second one. Other kids got two, but you don’t. Also, every kid with fewer than two marshmallows has to give back their original marshmallow. Sorry we didn’t tell you that earlier now hand it over.”

Then call them back for a repeat experiment where you give them the same offer. See how many kids scarf that marshmallow down in two seconds flat because like hell they’ll trust you again.

every shot of Archie in the S2 trailer

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pure speculation / hopes

I desperately need for "Cheers" to be the episode where Simon comes back to Ooo and finds the place a wreck because Marcy went to visit Simon at work and found a dead? Choose Goose, an altar to GOLB, and no Simon. She panics.

In true supportive GF fashion, Bubblegum activates DefCon 4. Everyone is interrogated - from the dog visitor to Dirt Beer Guy to Astrid who explains that Fionna and Cake was here. Fucking wizards are brought in because if GOLB is involved then shit could get real bad. King Man is there. Marcy makes a collect call to Hunson in case he knows how to get to GOLB.

Literally all hands on deck. Bubblegum is already lowkey preparing for an apocalypse and/or setting up funeral arrangements because if Simon went to GOLB, there's a good chance that he's not coming back. And if he does come back, there's a good chance that GOLB is with him. Neither are good endings.

Marcy is inconsolable. King Man has yet to leave, possibly eating popcorn. Finn feels guilty because he was so sure that Simon was okay. In a fit of panic, Marcy blames Finn for not telling her about this earlier. Huntress is de-escalating that situation.

And Simon... walks into the Candy Castle with a T-Shirt that says "I saw GOLB and LIVED" or some other tacky slogan. And it's the Community Pizza scene

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That means freedom in trans rights, that means freedom in women’s Rights, and it especially means freedom for all oppressed people in occupied territories.” 💕💕💕