How Iconic And Beautiful! Both Of My Favorite Musicals Meshing Together With Their Most Emotional Ballads

Last year with #chappellroan getting ice cream and watching drag during her first pride in NYC

Because it has come to my attention that apparently a lot of people weren’t taught proper tipping etiquette so here’s what I was taught.

Always tip at least 20%.

If you got something in a special or had a coupon, you tip on the price you would have payed, not the price you did pay.

At breakfast always tip 25%. Breakfast is never as expensive as dinner and your waitress shouldn’t be shortchanged because you got $5 eggs instead of a $10 sandwich.

If you keep a table for longer than an hour, add 10% for every hour you keep the table. It’s great that you’re catching up with a friend you haven’t seen in ten years, but you’re fucking over the waitress by staying for four hours. Every hour you’re there you’re costing her money. Make it worth her time.

We all know to tip 20%, but as someone who works as a cook and often talks to the waiters, no one seems to know about the rest. This is what my dad taught me and this is what I’ll teach my children. Be respectful to your waiters. Don’t undertip. They need to eat too.

Things in Starkid musicals that never fail to make me laugh [x]: A Very Potter Musical

you're kidding.....

edit: these are from 2022 AND THERES MORE!

CHAPPELL ROAN out of context

Scarlet Witch #8 (2023)

written by Steve Orlando art by Lorenzo Tammetta, Sara Pichelli, & Frank William

why do we as dykes not have a cruising culture… sometimes i do not want the requisite first date staring soulfully into each other’s eyes and talking about our childhoods sometimes i want one brief sizzling glance at the grocery store and have it be immediately understood that i want two or perhaps three of your fingers inside of me as i cling to your jacket for balance in the single-occupancy bathroom and muffle my moans into my fist

i love gay people i wish they were real

Mother Lyonne