Peter: You Spend Your Whole Life Gathering Guests For Your Funeral

Petition for Marvel to make a new series of shorts

about Tony's life in the time between Homecoming and Infinity War a la the "Team Thor" series.

Featuring:

Peter being an intern

Rhodey's physical therapy

Tony trying to get on May's good side by giving the Parkers increasingly ridiculous home improvements until May has to sit Peter down like, "Tell your not-dad to leave our dishwasher alone or I will be teaching Pepper my date loaf recipe"

"Also if he tries to add lasers to the security system he's already installed I will uninvite him to your back-to-school night."

Tony meets Ned and Ned just. vibrates.

Tony and Peter outwardly denying that they act like father and son + zoomed-in reactions of everyone around them like on The Office

SI employees: "If that's not his son, I work for Oscorp."

Tony's giving an interview into the camera like "I do not act fatherly around Peter" only for FRIDAY to interrupt, "Boss, Mr. Parker appears to be in distress" and Tony's already standing up like "on it"

The chaotic Pepper/Tony wedding planning that we deserved

Why couldn't we get an ending where all the heroes were holding their hands and sharing the power of Stones just like in Galaxy Guardians, Marvel? WHY DID WE HAVE TO LOSE TONY, MARVEL? Ughhhh i just can't hold my pain

Cannon Times Peter Parker Was A Little Shit Who Didn’t Listen to Anything Anyone Said.

(A non-comprehensive list)

(Tony and all the other adults in his life regret everything).

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I'd like to know too

are there any fics with iron dad where tony survives but far from home still happens (maybe tony is recovering still so he doesn’t realize anything is happening/doesn’t realize it’s that bad til peter’s identity is revealed??) and then irondad and spiderson navigating peter’s identity being out at school. like the scenes from nwh where flash tries to say they’re friends and the gym scene where he climbs the wall, etc. idk i just need peter having a hard time with people at school either treating him like he’s dirt or trying to ride his coat tails and tony helping him bc he’s been there

Miles meets the little nerd from earth 19-9999

I probably could play a zombie in some movie with such dark circles under eyes

Or a student

Flash: “Hey, Penis, you trying to sound more fancy now? Why’s your accent different?”

Peter: “My… my accent isn’t different. Why would my accent be diff- oh god”

Ned (whispering): “The stark intern-“

Peter: “The stark internship. Oh my god. I’ve stolen Tony Stark’s accent”

Drew my oc in rusty lake style what do y'all think