To The Person At The Bus Stop Holding A Bouquet Of Red Roses By Jordan Bolton

EMMA D’ARCY @ the 80th Annual Golden Globes Awards.  

My experience being a fan of stuff

Wednesday: We would like to purchase this dress.

Cashier: *stares, pale in the face* W-We…?!

Wednesday: Yes. We. She wants to wear dresses.

Enid: Woof. Bork. Bork. Woof.

Wednesday: And as you can see, she is ten feet tall at the moment, and tore her favorite one for the full moon tonight.

Enid: Woof. :(

I was thinking about how both Wednesday and Enid are ‘act now think about the consequences later’ type of people. And how therefore, with Wednesday’s uncanny ability to attract death and destruction wherever she goes, this will inevitably lead them into being half way into doing some stupid shit before realising they have no business being involved in said stupid shit…

Wednesday: I can’t believe you thought I did it.

Enid: I can’t believe you though I did it. I’m not the one prone to murder here.

Wednesday: Prone to murder? Name one person I’ve murdered so horrifically.

Enid, sarcastically: Oh I don’t know. That kid you dumped piranha on!

Wednesday: He’s still alive Enid! That’s only attempted murder!

Enid: Excuse me if I thought that meant you committing a successful murder was a possibility!

Wednesday: That’s so not the point and you know it.

Enid: Feel free to enlighten me.

Wednesday: Seriously? If I was going to kill someone i’d never be this sloppy. This is a complete hatchet job. No pun intended. I’m honestly offended my own girlfriend has such low expectations when it comes to my ability to kill someone and get away with it.

Enid: Oh my god why is this a thing you’re sensitive about? There was a dead guy right in front of me. I was freaking out! I’m sorry if I didn’t consider your feelings regarding the efficiency of whoever nerked the corpse I found you standing over.

Wednesday: You’re forgiven. Honestly the piranha incident wasn’t my finest work. I fear my easy capture and inability to finish the job will forever stain my otherwise perfect delinquency record.

Enid: I know, I know, woe is you. But sweetheart I need you and that big haunted brain of yours to focus. Because if you didn’t do it and I didn’t do it. Who’s fucking murder did we just cover up?

defending evil and hated female characters online is a full time job and i clock in every single morning.

Rheanyra to leanor on that beach, probably: i know what you are.

You keep ruling

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