#she Got It Out Eventually ALICENT HIGHTOWER & RHAENYRA TARGARYEN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Season One, Episode

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Wednesday holds up a bloody denim jacket: Tanaka, taste some of this blood to aid us in identifying the suspect

Yoko: Okay, first, ask me nicer. Second, I don't have to lick it, I can just smell it.

Enid: Wednesday, let me do it. I'm the werewolf.

Yoko: Whats that supposed to mean? You think you can smell blood better than a vampire?

Enid: Bestie, you could be the Queen of the Damned, and I would still sniff it better.

Yoko snatches the jacket out of Wednesday's hands: She didn't ask you, she asked the QUALIFIED blood expert

Enid grabs the sleeve of the jacket: Expert? Ajax gave you cow blood and you didn't even notice!

Yoko: Let go before you vom all over it, light weight

Enid: Don't worry, I'll aim for those Nike knock offs instead

Wednesday watches silently as Enid and Yoko fall to the ground wrestling for the jacket

Divina: Thanks for inviting me, Addams. Wanna Reese's cup?

Yoko: MUTT

Enid: HAG

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Alicent Alone

No one will ever love me like you again

Alicent shitposting pt.25

they deserve it

Dick becoming Robin at 10 is so interesting because hey, this is pretty much one of the world's youngest athletes who wanted to kill his parent's murderer with his bare hands.

He's also the same person who stays up too late watching cartoons and most likely falls asleep during fights.

The rogue gallery vs Robin but it's Harley carrying a sleeping Boy Wonder to her hyenas to watch over him in a cuddle nest, Ivy making a thorned protection shed around him, and Harvey covering him with his jacket while they wait for batman to come collect his boy

If he's running after Waylon in the sewers and trips, bruising his knees, Waylon will wait out Batman with him while offering him rat stew, " It's good for growth." Dick politely declines but appreciates the sentiment

Selina bribes him with late night milkshakes and sweet delights and takes him to animal shelters. She sends Bruce 10+ pics of Dick cuddling with homeless kittens,

She watches Batman toe the edge of insanity as his ward throws an Olympic tantrum because he was forbidden from adopting 20 cats and holy hell. This crime life is worth it.

Oswald teaches him to pick pocket and also educates him on bird care. Bruce asks him how his first solo mission's going,

" arrest him??"

Dick sends him a snap chat of a bird eating seeds from his hand like, " I can't the little guys are eating"

Mr. Freeze helps Dick with his physics homework while Bruce is quite literally on ice. He gets sick and can't patrol because it'd be irresponsible, but Dick is just having fun with the sirens

" Fun" means tying the Joker up like a pinata and beating the hell out of him while wearing a peach and mint facemask