Have This Highschool AU That Im Kinda Working On.

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

she gives me cuteness agression

After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

Last timeloop I gave you my heart....

Gelphie doddles :D

Also made this template with my headcanons of them:

imagine a roleplay server where darkstalker never eats the strawberry and takes over the continent instead... now ur silly ocs have to defeat him. yeah i've been procrastinating working on that for over a fucking year now !! it should be done soon if i remember to work on it though

to make this more relevant to my audience, have a wip of my darkstalker gn cover redraw, a trend i am very late to but fashionably so

gideon: i hope harrow dies 😎

gideon, the moment she finds out harrow’s blood (her intravenous blood. her intravenous blood.) has been spilled in an access hatch she cannot enter:

I am forever salty that we didn't get better team-ups between Rose "what are your pronouns and would you like to join my union" Tyler and Sarah Jane "have you heard of women's lib" Smith.

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Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen