Freema Agyeman With The Nintendo DS Lite

gideon: i hope harrow dies 😎

gideon, the moment she finds out harrow’s blood (her intravenous blood. her intravenous blood.) has been spilled in an access hatch she cannot enter:

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

Glinda and Fiyero both find the only girl with a brain cell available in a country mile and latch onto her like lamprey eels

How ppl in the Locked Tomb think about their love situation with Harrow.

Ianthe: Oooooh, I am stuck in a love triangle, but I'm pretty sure I can beat Gonad easily, and Harrow will be mine.

Gideon: News flash bitch! Harrow doesn't love either of us. She's in love with a frozen corpse.

Harrow: My beloved Gideon is dead, just like the lovely lady in the Locked Tomb. Also my coworker is acting very weird for some reason.

picked up a novel thinking it's a lesbian dark fantasy arranged marriage. turns out it is a lesbian dark fantasy arranged marriage with themes of overcoming trauma and realizing your family was abusive and you didn't deserve that treatment and it also has taylor swift and atla references.

Favorite brotp: Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman

For @elloette. Happy Friend-aversary! 

I love fiyero in spite of myself,but in terms of gelphiyero I see them as that throuple from Caleb Gallo. Remember them? The lesbian college advisors that are also dating that guy named Mike and they're like "we don't have sex with him as often as we do each other,but we love him and he is a part of this relationship"