Blankey - Blankey

I wish I was a mysterious enigma haunting the halls of a castle whose location has been lost to time.

I wish to be a ghost roaming the decrepit halls of a mansion that's slowly faded from civilizations memory.

I wish to float alongside the animals that slowly claim the home as their own.

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Honestly I would love to live out in the forest with my pets, living for myself and only having a select few people know where I live. It sounds nice :)

I yern for it

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu--

Abraxas : Via Talon

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

Damn do I love a good mutual pining :)

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

I hate them

This happens far too often ngl