The Kiddos All Grownup! Can’t Believe They’re Technically A Year Older Than Me, Wild Stuff Man

I like to think that the ao3 staff find out that ao3 is down from the screams of anguish on tumblr alone

I have nearly drowned 2 times and had the threat of drowning 1 time.

One of the near drowning things wasn't even in water, I wiped out while skiing and was twisted in a way that my face was stuck in the slushy snow :')

The other time I was in a big sail boat, it capsized and the sail rope (cant remember what its called but the rope that makes the sail move) got caught around my ankle and I was stuck for a bit.

The threat was because I have severe scoliosis so had corrective surgery and afterwards my surgeon said that if I didn't do some vigorous breathing exercises to strengthen it back up (after being half crushed by my ribs) then I would drown in my own fluids.

So now I have a solid fear of drowning :D

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

I think I indeed fell down the Maxley hole goddamn it

do u guuys remember how huge lovebug was. back in ye days.

literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

Abraxas : Via Talon

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu--

HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS