I Think Self Shippers Need To Kick It Up A Notch And Have Fictional Enemies, Make A Self Insert Whose

Pokemon: Legends of Platinum

(I think goofy mashup titles are neat) (This can also just be called the Wrong Warp AU)

Sometime after the end of Platinum, Cynthia discovers another entrance to the Distortion World, finds Cyrus inside waiting for death, and decides to bring him out of it

Cyrus makes no attempt to get up or do anything other than be grumpy, so Cynthia has to alternate between dragging him around and having him in a bridal carry

By the time they get to where Cynthia entered the realm, the exit... has already closed back up

Fuck

After searching around, Cynthia ends up finding another exit, so she throws Cyrus in and leaps through

The two end up on a cold as shit mountain, but because they’re both from Sinnoh it’s just a normal mountain to them

Neither of them really recognize where they are, though Cyrus wasn’t making an effort anyways

Cynthia can’t shake the feeling it’s somewhat familiar, but other than that she’s got no clue

So, roadtrip time, with the goal of finding someone who can tell them where they are

Of course, it’s mostly Cynthia carrying Cyrus around because he still refuses to do anything other than ask Cynthia to just leave him for dead

It’s not even like a pathetic last request to stop prolonged suffering or anything, he’s just annoyed that he can’t sit in nothingness anymore

“Let me die, Cynthia.” “Shut up, Cyrus.”

At the very least, Cynthia was able to figure out how to maneuver him onto her back so he’s easier to transport

Eventually, the two stumble upon a small village with people in traditional Sinnoh clothing

Cynthia goes up to ask an older woman where this place is, and has an... enlightening conversation

“Oh, are you with the Galaxy Team, dearie?” “Uh... yes?” “Oh, that’s wonderful! They’ve done such good work in helping our little slice of Hisui. On behalf of the rest of Jubilife Village, please, take these!”

The lady ends up giving her some apples, and wandering off as Cynthia is locked in place processing the information

Jubilife Village? Hisui, like in that one historical text?

She does a 180 and looks at the mountain that, from this angle, is a dead ringer for Mt. Coronet

Double fuck

Bonus “Cyrus, I think we’ve gone back in time.” “I know. I figured it out hours ago. “... You WHAT?!”

happy annoy squidward day

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Otto Apocalypse & Kallen Kaslana Characters: Otto Apocalypse, Kallen Kaslana, Void Archives (Honkai Impact 3rd) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Beta Read Summary:

“Come with me.”

At that moment, Otto Apocalypse realized one simple fact: he didn't know a damn thing about Kallen Kaslana.

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In which Kallen makes an offer, and everything changes.

Coffee Talk Episode 2 looking great so far

everyone posting that “my generation lost hobbies” post is so stupid like no you fuckwits hobbies were stolen from you by a system that demands you work 8 hours a day to earn a tiny percentage of the profit you generate, leaving you too exhausted and brainwashed to enjoy exercising passion without financial incentive

In the tags I mentioned I would explain after 50 notes, but I have no idea what I was on at that time to ask for that much for logic that is so barebones with only a little evidence. So I’m doing it now.

Disclaimer that the only thing I’ve seen about ERROR since making the post is the short plot synopsis that first reveals that the viewer is a transfer student.

The two different states of the animated classroom that Sora appears in struck me as odd. As a refresher: The first looks to be an average Japanese classroom at what I assume to be a early time after school. The second is the same classroom, but now appearing old and abandoned, presumably in the early evening. Why would they show us both of these, while also having Sora both times and looking the same between shots (barring change in expression)? That was when I first had the thought of ghost Sora. Then I directed my eyes to Sora’s feet in the ruined classroom, and saw a broken vase with a flower. 

For the uninformed, in some parts of the world (including most, if not all, of Japan) when a student passes away during the school year, a flower is placed on their desk. For me, this sealed the deal. I’m sure someone could say that the flower is an irrelevant detail, but it’s color and presence is out of place when compared to the rest of the room. The repetitive lines that Sora says in the first trailer also struck me as some sort of thing that a ghost who can’t move on might do.

That’s all the initial thoughts, but since the synopsis includes a rumor about bad things happening to those who aren’t nice to transfer students, I should also mention that placing flowers on the desk of a living student is typically a way of saying that you hope they die.

Just some thoughts from before, and I’m probably wrong due to other ideas suggesting it’s a computer program gone haywire, possibly a la Doki Doki Literature Club.

Hey hololive fans, I’m pretty Sora is gonna be dead during whatever the story for hololive ERROR is gonna be

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Columbo: Three Hopes

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Making this post as part of an organization thing I’m doing since, as of the time of writing, I just added my blog link to my Ao3 account. 

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