Sometimes I’m Internally Like “How Is That A Trigger?, ” Then I Realize Other People Have Different

Reminds me of thrax from osmosis jones

So this is an headcanon

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

Gotta appreciate they chose a pic of Eddie being pinned up against the wall by Venom to go with the headline that talks about Venom 2 being R rated

I’m not just pretty No, I’m pretty damn good

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

If this ain't just them...