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Never getting over Kathryn Hahn’s face when she’s told she has an army of lesbians who love her and are watching all of her projects and ready to defend her.

“I feel like the Joan of Arc” yes and I am your dyke in shining armor ready to fight for you

This happened to me some years ago when my teacher's son asked me for my insta and I gave it to him thinking he was a female cutie. Well turns out he thought I was a dude. He's gay, I'm lesbian. The dms we exchanged were... Fun to read back

gay_irl

oh nat

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

i like how ever since 2012 we’ve all decided that clint barton’s default state is looking like he just got the shit beaten out of him

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

if you ever feel bad that your characterization is not absolutely on point remember that joss whedon wrote, directed and released a movie where natasha romanoff couldn’t escape a locked room while she was still wearing her bracelets and costume

vampire x vampire hunter au

inspo

sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode