Found This In My Gallery

(Dom)estic Maria I guess?

just the prompt cause I don't feel like drawing

Dear every person about to start writing New Avengers/Thunderbolts fan fiction, keep the old ways alive

Clint is still in the vents

there is a box of old pop tarts from 2005 that Red Guardian eats

Yalena finds Nats old knives stuck to a ceiling too tall for anyone to get down.

Bob makes loki's old cell his new indoor green house

The possibilities are endless!

All of the great Maria Hill moments in Secret Invasion

this bestie hug scene 

this scene where she realizes her demise is imminent because she just saw agent ross die turn into a skrull in front of her and knows she’s gonna be a goner no matter what but also the hair. 

this scene where she gets to explain the plot of the episode to the audience so we understand what is going on and why we should care while rocking this v-neck and gay stud earrings.

additional v-neck appreciation

this scene where she grabbed her arm and rocked the v-neck again and also has A+ hair.

this scene where we got a great shot of this hair again

this scene where she ate one piece of barely popped popcorn, confirming to us that she is a human and not a robot i guess also Nick lmao you can’t make popcorn just for yourself dude. also i just noticed that this is an extension of Maria’s red/white & blue color scheme here! 

this quick shot where she is smiling at Nick getting out of the SUV aka her house I assume since she is basically always getting in or out of SUVS???

this scene where she gets to leave her SUV house because she noticed a short person and was immediately like a short person in a tv show? that’s SUS! 

this scene where she walked outside, i loved this, she looks great outside walking, i would love more scenes where Maria walks outside alive.

this shot where her hair was fucking perfect 

this last moment of perfect hair before G’iah fucking wrecks it

this moment when she was like, how dare you be a short person, you better not mess up my hair in this poorly lit tunnel we are about to have a hairography fight in!!! 

this moment where she legit held her own for a moment in a poorly lit tunnel that was not that way just to hide stunt doubles against G’iah in this hairography fight… (Also apparently, just being a skrull G’iah has super strength so it’s amazing that Maria Hill didn’t die in this encounter, also why wouldn’t G’iah just kill her, she’s about to be fine with killing 2000 people in a bombing?) NGL I made fun of this scene a lot the camera work is horrible and it’s so awkward and it makes no sense. 

this scene where she sat the gayest way possible in A RUSSIAN DIVE BAR

then this scene where she changed to her only other article of clothing, a second gray hoodie like a mom in a 2012 yogurt commercial.

and finally, when Nick brought back those infrared glasses from space that he just happened to have like he knew they were gonna need them ahead of time and then acting like they are essential for some reason to this very dumb and terrible plan. But NGL they did look gay and cute as hell. 

I refuse to look at any screen caps further into Operation Glasses 

(( Also, I was just thinking about how even if she did survive being shot that dirty bomb radiation would have gotten her, right? Also, why did the dirty bombs not affect real Fury? Surprise another plot hole. ))

maybe this is just me idk

Never getting over Kathryn Hahn’s face when she’s told she has an army of lesbians who love her and are watching all of her projects and ready to defend her.

“I feel like the Joan of Arc” yes and I am your dyke in shining armor ready to fight for you

Y'ALL IT CAME, IT FINALLY CAME

OMG I'M SO EXCITED XKSBKSBA

It's like Maria's one and has her name (Maria Hill), Nat's birthday, the "Black Angels" (from the amazing fanfic series of "Keiko48460"), "S.H.I.E.L.D." and "Romanoff's" cause yk

I edited it a bit and improved the quality (new wallpaper), my pleasure

I got this picture of Maria. I didn’t know why I was attracted to it so much, so I showed it to my friend. She said it’s because she’s mad and has a bloody nose.

I ask why we found that attractive.

She didn’t know why.