Monday, Yeah.

moon knight is not realistic because if oscar isaac stood me up on a date then called me back two days later i’d simply haul ass and meet him. you’re right babe it IS friday that’s on me.

For real.

Me too bro, me too.

Me checking daily on a forgotten ao3 relationship tag with barely any fandom hoping there's any new content (the most recent activity was 4 months ago)

me planning fluff vs having to write it

Superman: And that’s why we should meet them.

Batman: Huh?

Superman: We should show them that we’re not hostile.

Batman: Hah!

Superman: Ok, I see your point. What if we were to meet on neutral grounds?

Batman: Hmm…

Superman: Yes, I think he’d be a good choice too.

Batman: Huh.

Superman: Well, he’s met them before and he’s familiar with their customs.

Batman: Hrm.

Superman: That’s decided then. Green Lantern, Batman and I feel that you should be the one to lead this diplomatic meeting with the Ungarans.

Batman: Hn.

Green Lantern: I’ve been standing here with the two of you the whole time yet I feel like I’ve missed an entire episode of a series. Do the two of you have telepathic powers that I don’t know about?

please he’s just a fucking kid :(( he’s supposed to be at school and making new friends :(((

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

i want to relapse i want to relapse

but i feel like i dont have enough reason to lose my sober streak

sometimes im not even sad when i cvt like i’ll literally just be watching a vireo while slicing and dicing